---Welcum to my lifez----

World goin topsy turvy

2006-08-14T09:21:00.000-07:00

The world is going mad .. >.<

Our school is featured in the NEWSPAPER . Some issues about hair. Not Pubic hair but Head Hair!!!

I and melvin is starting to play gameboy Colour

Qi Han is wearing a gold ear stud

The class beside us is going haywire. wit all the weird happenings and stuffs between their classmates

There is this sec 2 girl who look kinda innocent but turn to out to be SEXUAL.
* Wall dancing Ftw - For the win *

James family is keeping toyol. make us so stress *okie tat was a joke. Govt pls dun catch him kplsthnx*

Yong quan is teaching me to be guai kia =xxxxx

Some pple can foresee death =x

This is mad!!

alrite.

for all that is so tensed up about my oh so nice blogsong. u can pm me in msn and i will send it to u for like 80 Us $$ okie. Its free cuz i am kind

signing off.

K's

Happy national day!!!

2006-08-09T09:50:00.000-07:00

Yahoo .

its national day.

everybody is happi cuz they get to see their "oh so beautiful" firework. Mani watch dem in the stadium. others dat didnt have the ticket. went to the esplanade to see the firework too. hmmm makes me wonder if pulau ubin pple get to see the fireworks. i mean dey are part of sg too rite??

anw

its so scary that the national flag are put at this time of the year..

Imagine u alone in the nite. taking the bus. u alone in the bus. lookin at the flags by the side of the road.
Red white, red white, red white , red white, DEN RED BLACK. okie Good luck have fun to u. . Whats even better is the red black tingy moves towards u EEK

anw. stop the scare for now. cuz i am feelin scared too alrite..

Signing off.

k's

Attack of the AUSSIES

2006-07-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

Yes. For the first time, our sch girls are not seen crowding aroun handsome teachers or handsome bengsters... why?

Cuz the Aussies has came and invade TPSS. EEK!!!

So are Aussies good in DOTA?
one answer. NO

anw. Upon their arrival, girls can be seen crowding around these aussie guys like they have diamond on their face , wanting to take their pics, flirt wit dem, etc etc, u know it and i know it.
This is so lawless. why, cuz it clearly disgraces us singaporeans.
Make us look so cheap and low class =x thnx to girls like dese!!!

Phew. Luckily jovene is not lidat =DDDDD

alrite. Anw , this is jus a post to flame the aussies and naive girls

Cuz whether they stay in our sch or not, life goes on. =D

signing off.

K's
The Boss

Saturday.

2006-07-23T08:37:00.000-07:00

For the first time in my life since 5.84c is gone, I have finally won a dota match with qi han in my team, wats more its 5 game in a row. hehz.

Alrite, we walked in to asteroids with heavy hearts. The chances of us winning dem is like 10 - 20% and i certainly hoped we would win.

I have owaex believed that dota is a game that requires tactic which means tinking, and also teamwork and the skill that my teamates do to execute the tactics. Time and time again I have proven my theory correct by defeating melvin's viper and ming han's morphling and once again I can be proud to add another trophy of war by leading my team consisting of Qihan,James melvin and me to defeat Moses team. hehz.. Qi han, being a critic at first, did not believe my tactics would work. at the end of the day, he would have to give me a standing ovation when we walked out of asteroids WINNERS hehz. We were clearly the better team in every aspect.

At the end of the match. Some internal affairs and blaming and be seen between dem and seriously i dun care. cuz they tot i was noob at first and must be playin with onli 10% of dier skill in the first game. the 2nd game after they lost mus surely have used 100% and still we proved we were the better team.

Claps for my team and kudos to me. lols. For i am the onli person to get WICKED SICK for the whole game and what did moses get. KILLING SPREE? err. oh well lols. Its my 6 or 7 compared to his 3 lols..

Daryl could be seen being the main sole of the blame for the whole match and i felt srry for him. cuz jun yuan died more den him . Other time Jun yuan escaped cuz we let him as we had the choice of killing him or another guy. and clearly we gave him face. lols.. jun yuan cant even win Qi han in 1v1 during the game . lawless. lols.

ok. all said and done. bottom line. We win! =D Lols. Even my lao po jovene is shocked . she tot for sure i would lose =( so much for being my lao po. lols

signing off

K's
The Boss

MY dota team >.<

2006-07-11T07:48:00.000-07:00

Looking at james blog realli make feel so wanna have a match analysis lols just like how they did in the world cup

the E6 overall : A young team as most of them onli started only this year. Has great individual skill but lack of teamwork among the team seems to be the constant downfall of the team. Hasnt realli played a standard 5v5 grp match yet =x

I am gonna talk about my own team which i have nurtured and grown ( Feeling proud )

James : Started only this year . youngest player in the grp in term of experience but has been growing at an increasingly quick speed. constantly showing that he can play wit the big boys!! Like ME, James can be quite versatile as he has proved himself to be able to use an array of heroes, although not idealy

Melvin : The constant off-formness recently has proven to be lethal for the team . With his favourite spitting Viper. His skill is of unpredicament, we are surely expecting more than what he has shown us these past few weeks.

Ming Han : The name morphling since its remake has not been a force to be reckoned with . With this kukubird skill known as replicate that many has not yet figured out what to do with it, Ming Han has however excelled in this hero, exceeding expectation like what james has said, but his constant playing of rose and not dota has shown signs of weakening in his morphling. Nonetheless, Ming han's morphling will still prove to be one of the curucial factor in winning the match

Me ( kingston ) :Leader of James and Melvin >.<..Skills are surely better than most of the player in the school, but his constant -randoming- of heroes has seen him not shine in particular in any heroes. Has a bad habit of chiong-ing heroes early in the game resulting in many unnecessary death, but his ability to come back late in the game has clearly been seen by melvin and james. Could prove someting this saturday by being the main attacking or defending force for the team.

Thats it for my team

signing off .

k's
the boss

=((

2006-07-11T07:22:00.000-07:00

Yea yay!! i haven blogged for days. its lawless i know..

I am too shag to blog cuz italy won the world cup tru unorthodox method. BOOOOOO!!!!

anw. I have met so mani funi pple for the past few days.

Last friday : Went to teh 700 plus community centre to eat. Whole place was filled wit the blues ( jun yuan secondary ) pwnts, cuz i know i am gonna get stared at. jun yuan guys always stares at me . Maybe cuz i am too handsome, or i get some invisible " LOOK AT ME " words on my forehead that even i do not know. Anw there is this huge grp of jun yuan guys lookin at girls , and making LOUD BOOHA comments . alrite. they look uglier den james . No lying =x.

tink . why would dey need to stare at girls at food court if they are even avg looking . so the ugliest in their grp apparently owaes made the loudest comment like . WAH CHIO BU ( Pretty girl).. or EEEEEEEEEEEE (yikes) .. Buay pai (nt bad) or WAH CHUA SAI (shit come out ) and the whole grp will laugh . apparently i and jovene was looking at dem feelin amused at dier childish antics even thou they look sec 4 to me. i guess all jun yuan guys are lidat. its okie u jun yuanian Or WATEVA .lols . SUE me.. cuz i dun care.

Btw. I hope the class has woken up after a scolding by mr sharil today. Cmon . this is serious . Work for Mr sharil . Work for Mr singh. Work for us!!! most importantly VOTE FOR ME . alrite the election is over. anw. this is serious . i dunno how mani of u has realli register mr sharil advice and scolding into ur brains and heart . but i can tell u . he is one of the teacher tat realli treats us better . I know it , and u pple know it.. Its realli unfair to him, Mr Singh and us if we pple stil slack at this time . 3 - 4 month more . k pls thnx.

Btw . USSR is a union of country . its so simple . USSR is made of countries around Russia and itself and is under russia influence and practices communism . I dunno why my class need like 10 min to understand this . pwnt.

anw i realli hope jovene bring the foot ball tml so i james ming han , melvin and jun li can joga bonito . lols. which simple means play beautiful football .lols

Btw . I am now the Lao da of james and melvin ROFl.

k's
LAO DA

my cute class

2006-06-30T11:07:00.000-07:00

Its over for argentina as my favourite team germany trash them in penalty 4-2 and they said they were gods while germans are the pope!! omg stupid argentinians. IN YOUR FACE lols

anw.

yes, today i am gonna blog about my cute little class 4E6. Its cute nt only because there is pple like me yes ME!!! lols but also of several reasons. read on.

Mr sharil : copy what i am gonna write in the board . scribble scribble scribble
student : teacher must copy?
Mr sharil : copy on a piece of foolscape. scribble scribble
student : must copy everyting ?
mr sharil : yes everyting

okie den some explaination and stuffs. and highlighting of textbook.

Mr sharil : what you have jus highlight on the first page is the description... on services 2nd page is on description .... manufacturing
Mr sharil : ok dis is description, now i am gonna teach u all how to explain. scribble and ask some students to do the dirty work for him . lols.

Mr sharil : okie the one in purple is description . black one is explaination
student 1 : so err copy the one in black
mr sharil : yes
student 2 : copy everyting ?
mr sharil : no onli in black
student 3 : copy in the textbook
mr sharil : no on the foolscape paper jus now
student 4 : new foolscape or ?
mr sharil : the previous one . okie copying (5 seconds later )
student 5 : cher mus copy all arhs!!
mr sharil : THE ONE IN BLACK onli
student 6 : can copy in textbook?
mr sharil : copy on the foolscape u have written on jus now.
student 7 : the purple one no need to copy right ?
mr sharil : no onli the black one!
Mr sharil : ok now who still dunno how to explain.
student 8 : ME!!

okie . look how cute mi class is . they have extremely high IQ, they are asking the same qns in a diff manner. how smart of dem . I and james were in the class shaking our heads feeling like we are living in a world of pricks!! TEACHERS be warn come to 4e6 and "raise" your mentality at ur own risk cuz "smartidity" is contagious. 4e6 will oso nt be liable if any teacher suffers from stroke or heart attack during the teaching process because teachers have been warned!!!!

Even thou there is onli 4 months left. i am begining to love dis class. serious. I will miss dem..

as usual

signing off

k's

sick =(

2006-06-29T08:50:00.000-07:00

well for the first time for the year i did nt went to school becuz i was realli sick. realli sick =((

well tats good too because nt going to school allows me to recharge the slp i have lost for so mani days due to the world cup .

By the way. if u all rmb mi post abt yq nick. tis time i am goin to post abt one of yq frens nick.. his nick is nt as horrible as yong quan one but read on to see what u make of it

U have gain yr Million smile... but u Had your Zilllion sadness more

pawnzor nick.. i would say. u have isnt tat like the present tense rite .
okie den u had .... err had if i am nt wrong refers to ting in the past tense

oh well so do i have mi happines first or do i have mi sadness first ?!??!?
contradiction rite.. I guess all of yong quan frens have some probs wit "england" lols,, i hope i see more of his frens nick. its realli amusing

by the way 1 last benifit of nt goin to sch.

I do not have to bear with the ubzor pawnzor decayin breath by yong quan.. Its realli scary i tell u . If u dun believe me one of this days go to tampines 3e5 to check it out. Once he opens his mouth. its good luck have fun for u.
yong quan the decaying breather is as scary as JAMes poh the MS.

fuck it. yong quan told melvin tat he haven brush his teeth for like half a yr liao, WTF... i hope he bathes.. but seriously jus his mouth is enuff to kill a rat ..

I am going to school tomorrow . i hope he brush his teeth . =( or my appetite wil be gone. for i am nt your superman but only a human. i require food to continue living .

tats it bye bye

signing off

k's

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

2006-06-28T09:48:00.000-07:00

Yes with regards to my title. this is a true story and It can be very traumatising.. Some of the traumatised victim includes Kingston , melvin and kevin. just to name a few. and seriously, we are all afraid of this man known as the man seducer(MS).!!! Of cuz. tat someone tries to seduce us daily but of cuz failed daily too. tough luck for him *shrugs* but kingston and melvin is a married man u see>.< lols

How to spot the MS : He is big, tall, quite big in size, wears a specs, have a look like slope dun look like slope haircut, and most importantly, HE WEARS LONG PANTS. yes MS is a guy.. scary huhs.

and to reveal the mystery behind the MS is none other than this guy known as James Poh.

It all started with kingston and melvin telling James Poh that he has wasted his secondary school life. why? . read on.

James has never had a stead in school before. what a waste. 4 years doing boring random shit
To make thing worse. pupils and teacher always likes to pick on him . thank god he has melvin and kingston and ming han. lols.
whenever he wakes up. his mother scolds him
whenever his mum reach hm she scolds him
whenever his dad reach hm he dun bother about him
whenever his sis reach hm she nags on him.
OH what a sad and pitiful life. it is realli no wonder that James Poh, dubbed as the "boy wonder" turned into its recent state.

So Today, with help from kingston, i from the.. ks reporting organistation private limited.. managed to sneak inside school and do an exclusive report and sighting on The MS

the time was around 1 in sch. and James Poh actually tried to kiss Melvin . I saw his mouth pouting out tryin to go for the kiss, luckily for melvin, Kingston caught james and melvin was able to dodge.

James nt happi wit the results went on to touch kevin and kingston butts. EEK >.< but luckily the teacher came in and tats when the terror stopped.

At arnd 3 30. I saw James trying to do the doggy style on Kevin obviously enjoying himself while Kevin was struggling in FEAR of gettin his asshole pierced. Again the teacher entered the class and saved the day. after sch ends at "PAWNZORLY" 4.30. (Heck what is wrong with school nowadays leaving at sch at only 4:30. I realli pity tampinesians) Melvin kingston and kevin was seen running hurriedly to avoid being chased by the MS.

I was afterwards privilieged enuff to catch up with them and do a short interview wit them .

ks reporter( KSR ) : hmm what is your view about james trying to kiss you.
melvin : i am very handsome and i am meeting tricia. OH regarding the almost kissing part. It is teh scary, It was lucky kingston caught him or my face would have been disfigured. if the lips touch my face . i may have to wash my face for days >.<

KSR : hmm what is your view about james touching ur butt
kingston : Oh reporters!!! will i go on tv *blush* okie. James touched mi butt and because of this, my stead almost wanted to break with me. heng i explained tings out to her hehz.!! JAMES is teh tramautising cans??

KSR : hmmm u seemed to be the most traumatised victim today with james almost doing the doggystyle on you
Kevin : Oh. fuck. I am very cool.......................... but today i also cannot control myself and lose my coolness by trying to break free from the monster!!! EEK.. I hope I graduate soon.. I am glad the teacher came in and save me . mi asshole is still a virgin.. serious no lying =DDDD

In conclusion, it was a very traumatising ting to see much less being the victim. I wondered how people in tampines 4E6 can see tings like tat and treat it like nothing happens * shakes head *

-Tell me really what is going on . In this world that we are living on , people are not respecting and not caring for each other and hurting each other but the reasons is undercovered... People cryin people hurting and u can hear dem cryin can u practise what u preach, can u turn another cheek, father father save us from this mess that we are living in cuz people got me got me wondering. WHERE IS TEH LOVE... WHERE IS TEH LOVE TEH LOVE TEH LOVE... -

okie tis post is lame but fun.. oh well . i from the ks reporting organisation private limited have to go now. tata

signing off...

2006-06-28T09:38:00.000-07:00

Do not bother tryin to try and find out what the ttile for today blog entry is.
Do not try to highlight the blank space just to see if there is title nortszzxzx..
Do not PM me in Msn asking me what is the title for this post.
why?!?
Because there is no title .. Oh woolalalalaa..

Yesh.. Sch is finally back on track and i just looked back at what i blogged and i just couldnt resist teh urge to write me oh so famous blog again. I got 1000 visitor liawssssssss. so is alot can.. lols.

Anyway. the holiday is over and i have thought abt it tru the holidays. I was thinking about my results and i am thinking like wtf. this kind of "pawnzor" aggregate can get me to anywhere... with shits... okie enough said. So i have decided to just finish off this last 4 months with hard work..!! even though abit of dota here and there is inevitable.. lols. okie..

BTW... Ranjit never kao pei me when i went back to school. the ting that has been troubling me for the holiday never happened . phew!!! oh well. I am gonna do my next post now. until then. rmb. I AM BACK!!!!! PHEAR ME.. Speaking of fear. omg.. dolyce blog tat link is the veri veri veri veri veri scary cans??? hahahs. infected boobs. WTF... okie talking about it give me the creeps.. tata

signing off.

k's

-Sigh-

2006-05-06T09:58:00.000-07:00

Its a sad day for singapore today. As it clearly shows the unsupportiveness of Sg have for PAP.

I mean . tink about it. Sg is what it is today becuz of PAP.

we are a first world country thanks to them

u cant deny tat fact.

Cost of living is high obviously cuz we are first world country

Its nv wrong to have reserve. I mean which country nv collect tax. oh please

Pap has done a great job.

the opposition party keep sayin pap nv care for the poor and old.

mi family is poor. but i coming from a poor family is proud to say that pap has nv neglected us.

I know some pple are angry at them as their pay are getting little. But seriously . Due to terrorist attack. world wide economy is no doubt dropping.

PAP has done a great job to help as much as they can to get pple back their jobs.

Okie fine . I am just voicing out mi opinion. please dun sue me. Cuz i made no personal attack whatsoever

I am disappointed and am still depressed over what has happened during the election.

Overall. I am still glad that young people supported PAP and that PAP is still the Government,

82 out of 84

yesh!! PAP! okie fine. enuff of mi patrioticism

goodbye

good day

signing off

k's

If i was a member of the parliament

2006-05-01T08:49:00.002-07:00

I know u readers are getting bored !! Cuz i nv blogged yesh. Finally I am blogging again. oh wells. Here is a riddle for u all to ponder while i continue to tink what i want to blog

the riddle: ....

okie so have u al found out the ans yet?. If u could nt read it. maybe there is someting wrong wit ur browser. refresh and try again.. I hoped u did. cuz i m gonna blog now

THINK ABOUT it mi frens.. What will happen if I kingston khoo is a young member of the parliament. I will fight for ur rights!! yesh u young people de rights. anw. if realli given a choice i would work for PAP. why? obvious. PAP has the resource and teh money

Some rights i will help u pple fight.

Make drinking legal at the age of 15 : AHH!!! see how some of u alchoholaic pple light up. yesh. I will help u pple to appeal for dat!

Make smking at the legal age of 15: TAdah another one.. now those pesky teachers cant do anyting i supposed but still smking is bad for health. CUT DOWN ON IT . I mean it.

and some ideas by mi advisor james and melvin respectively.

james: Make dota a compulsory study. U pple love to play dota. and it jus doesnt hurt to have a subject on it.

Melvin: Make SEX legal at age of 15. oh well.. Some rights maybe u pple would like *shrugs* lols

And someting u girls will love and maybe some sweetooths

and yesh!! tat is

Have a ice cream and lollipop vendor on every floor of the blk. tadah. now ice cream and lollipop is withnin ur graps.

So ask ur parents to vote for the person u can trust and work with. Vote for me . Kingston khoo =0 . u wun regret it.

2006-04-19T09:26:00.000-07:00

Its incredible how some of my frens english impresses and humours mi. One such eg. is mi good fren Yong quan hailing from the lengendary 18 siao buay sua bu. . His nick owaex nv fail to surprise mi

at arnd 7 pm . Yq nick: "[+]yq[+] Pierce back mi 3th hole =x" Look this is the first time I have seen anyone write 3rd. 3th. Lols. imagine seeing this.
1nd
2st
3th
4rd
Lols so being the kind mi. i saved him from further embarasment by instantly tellin him its 3rd and nt 3th = )

now its arnd 11 plus. goin midnight and i looked at Yq personal msg. this is what it writes
Yq personal msg " you won't know how it feel. it feel knife being stab into my heart countless "
LOLS. . can u all make it what it is writing . Since being frens wit yong quan for so long. I will tell u readers what the actuali meaning is
Real meaning : "you wont know how it feel. it feels like a knife is being stabbed into my heart countless times"
now u pple get it rite? lols. anw . its late. and i needa slp. why? cuz i am human. =) so go tag now =)

signing off

K's

2006-04-17T20:09:00.000-07:00

Since nv go sch today. Will blog about wat happened yesterday.

Lols. Go school. craps arnd. keep crapping arnd like some idiotic shit. found out even I myself tink mi joke wasnt funni. sigh.

Afta tat go jov hse . take bus 27. den gt these two girls stand beside mi talking. I eavesdropped. OKIE I DIDNT. THEY WERE TALKING SO LOUD UNTIL ONLY JAMES CANT HEAR THEM . he is deaf in one ear u see.. So they were talkin they saw this guy holding umbrella for 2 girls. and was saying . wat a gentleman. den dey say gentleman is so hard to find nowadays. den they sighed. All along beside them was alreadi a gentleman which is moi =). lols. Anw. they are some ugli bitches. forget about gentleman. they shuld be lucki if james even fell in love wit dem. lols!

Go jov hse use com. her com hang. Den i spent the whole day doing the system recovery at her com. sigh. Gonna get it. when her sister comes home =(( haii..

Anw. lata she came back. arnd 5 den i pei her unti 6 plus den i go hm le. lalala

Sat bus 34. slp. Den suddenly wake up. saw police walking arnd in the bus. AM i dreaming? nope. i am in the airport. lols.

took one big turn. reach mi hse downstair again.

den eat and watch kao xiao xing dong. HUO HUO HUO HUO HUO HUO HUO HUO HUO

lols. so funni.

den use com dis and dat. talked to jov a while den slp le.

Yesh once again i know

Its a torture to read mi long but boring post.

cant blame.

life is boring.

signing off

k's

Fate

2006-04-16T07:35:00.000-07:00

This is my info i got from the internet about fate

-The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events.
-The inevitable events predestined by this force.
-A final result or consequence; an outcome.
-Unfavorable destiny; doom.
-Fates Greek & Roman Mythology The three goddesses, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, who control human destiny.

Seriously . Fate is just shit. Seriously . just look at why nt all human are bill gates =) So now. isit fate den controls our events or god?

Well Life is boring and meaningless if its fate dat controls it. someday. I will get to control mi own life =)

signing off again.

.k's.

2006-04-16T06:48:00.000-07:00

Its been a while since I blogged about myself. I reckon that If i blogged about myself. My readers would leave 1 by 1. However a blog is still a blog. so here i am blogging about today .
16/04/06
A day where pple rejoice
A day where pple cried.
Cuz i blogged.
lols.

my world ranking has increased . wahhaahs.. 775 - 721 . woohoo.. Anw..

Went to Khatib today. . There got card tournament.

So started off. i met alvin and rayner. we were waiting for jing jie. knn. we say meet 1 . by 1 :30 he was still no where to be seen. 1 :37 den he reach. So afta tat we went to find eugene in interchange. he said he reached liao. but when we reached he was ALSO no where to be seen. he said he in tm buying someting. when he reached we looked at his face. and we knew he too had just woken up ! lols.

Then took the bus 969 to Khatib. At bus damn funni. We were talking about Ytd the xian jian show. Then we keep talking about TAO. Den we gt ting nth oso say we kena TAO. Anw. it was damn funni. lols...
Anw. This is an extract frm the show which i found veri meaningful
-Onli in ugliness is there beauty.
-Onli in evil can u see good
-Onli in dark then you know what is light

WO YAO DE TAO!!! lols.. gt a bit carried away.

anw go khatib. Tournament start. immediately I tio draft until their most pro guy . and i like wtf. knn ! shitty !. miraculously I defeated him with ease =). The following matches went on smoothly until the last rnd. when i met their lousiest guy. I was so confident tat i was gonna win. HOWEVER I LOST.. I felt so pai sae. I felt like jus lettin the rain wash mi away all the way back here to tamp =(( lols!! Anw i got in the top 8 and proceeded on to the top 4. The whole of top 4 was our team. We just took the no.1 - 4th price and split
lols! We sweep all. we onli gt 4 pple playin as rayner didnt want to play. And we actualli swept all. those khatib pple muz have been shocked . lols. they pay 5 dollar for the fun. Now comes the best part. it was lucky draw. and my team gt the most ex carrd.. 1 card can sell 100 dollar plus. but i wonder who will buy it .. lols.

came back tamp. den i immediately went hm. it was 7 and i was tired. i didnt want to slack wit dem anymore. Came hm. EAt . talk to jovene on the phone. slept a while and here i am blogging.
I hope u pple love my boring post.

I am startin to get boring even i amazed myself. oh well.. If u guys are unhappi . u can write it in mi tagboard. criticism is taken with open arms. cuz seriously I dun care =)

signing off.

K's

School =)

2006-04-15T11:03:00.000-07:00

A previous article of mine. tinking of reposting it . so u guys can read it again! lols.

here goes

I'm sure most of you out there have been in enough classes to identify the kinds of students that you really hate. I have personally been through about 10 years of education and i have experienced enough of these blood boilers to know excatly how to pin point who to steer away from everytime the bell rings for class. In a way i guess its a good thing that classes change at least once a year; anymore time spent with these buggers and i swear i would get a stroke at 22

So without further ado, i present to you the list from the Department of ASSHOLES

THE ATTENTION SEEKER Now this is one person you'd love to hate, He will never fail to show how smart he is by blabbering the answer to every questions that the teacher poses while his peers practice the proper etiquette of raising thier hands. Its not so irritating when he gets it right, but terribly so when he gets it WRONG. His fear of shaming himself will lead him to start a round of clarification that eats up your class time, depriving everyone from actually learning something useful from the teacher instead On the other hand, he will also act really dumb and make lame-ass jokes so that a minute of lesson wont go by without his banshee-ish vocals resounding in everyone ears. you will find that the extent of his forced stupididty is directly proportional to the number of pretty babes in the class. If he'd actually pay more attention he'd realize that females practice genetic selection in choosing thier mates, and would definetely not want to give birth to a family of baboons

THE HYPROCRITICAL MUGGER I wouldnt be suprised if the columbine High School massacre was actuall provoked by a couple of these sorta of people. When you ask for help for a tutorial question, you'd get a reply like "the tutorial was too difficult man, I couldnt do a single question" you get lulled into a false sense of security knowing that later in the class, there will be someone who is just as stuck as you and so you put the tutorial aside. Later during lesson, when you hear the teacher ask everyone to present thier work, you'd give a quick glance to your partner-in-crime and to your HORROR, he whips out his tutorial triumphantly from his bag , all question completed. He does not make eye contact with you but from the way he slaps his tutorial on the table, you might as well have him turn around, point his finger at you and yell "HAHA SUCKER!" Moments later, the teacher comes to your table, finds your tutorial empty, and you end up standing outside the class facing the wall

THE CHAO MUGGER In contrast to the former, this guy doesnt attempt to hide his true self; in fact, he would sew himself a badge that says "I MUG MY BUTT OFF"if not for the fact that he is too busy finishing off the tutorials that would be discussed in a year's time. Everytime you see him with his nose between the books and you're supposed to be reading, it just makes you feel like chewing your arm off

THE SKUNK MOUTH "Doh.. Whats a toothbrush?" Is probably what you'd hear if you asked this guy if he brushes his teeth. this is of course assuming you're still conscious when he finishes that sentence. You could make him dowwn a whole packet of Clorets with Listerine and still be envious of the people who work at the refuse dump. If there is one thing worse worse than coming to school early in the morning, its coming to school early in the morning and smelling Air de la Fluatulence. So make sure you stay away from this girl as far as possible. How do you identify him? Just look at the colours of the faces of those around him. They would be either green or blue, depending on whether they're breathing or not

Congratulation to our award winners

Good Friday.

2006-04-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

Rejoice as it is a holiday today. Jesus sacrifice himself to save the world thus We can have a wonderful holiday today =).

Jesus sacrifice himself to cleanse the world of our sins. However The world is still sinning. especially the terrorist. killing innocent pple . all sayin tat they are doing it for god. . Wow. I dun remember any religion saying . " In the name of god. I want u to kill innocent lives!!" Well maybe satanist does . however satan dun consider himself as god.! So there is some contradiction rite

Anw. Regarding the sch flags in our sch. I hope our sch are fren with baghdad. So if terrorist from dere ever wanna attack. dey could kindly inform our sch. and let our sch be a evacuation centre for our family. =)

Anw. how good of jesus to sacrifice ourself on friday. imagine if he did it on sat. dere wouldnt be a holiday at all. Anw. too bad he revived on mon. If nt imagine the no. of holiday at one go we will have =)

Just rmb . Its good friday. nt ur birthday. so dun expect james to eat ur shit for u.. =p

signing off

K's

-- Yong bu yan bai -- Nv say die --

2006-04-12T08:20:00.000-07:00

So here i am blogging..

And as u all can see at mi title. that is actualli a title of a show. For those pple hu watch channel 8 u shuld roughly know what is it. for those of u who dun. this is what the show is about. i will summarise it up

Another reality tv shows. onli this time losers are asked to become the contestants =x.. The betta losers are chose by the judge as they show the " pointt gun at mi i oso dun quit " de attitude. thus the "nv say die" title.

So ya.. Today I came home earli! . And switch on tv hoping to catch a nice 8 pm show . TO MY HORROR . ITS THE YONG BU YAN BAI ... shit . this sux.. seriously. why are u asking some losers to become some famous shit.! well dis sux.. I would rather see james on the tv then them . Even Kah chuan is much betta den dem!. . Everytime i walk past the tv . i would just blurt out the word ER XIN which means disgusting. And u know wats the most ironical part.. well here it is

If u wanna vote for anyone bla bla bla bla bla.. Each call is 60 cents . caller under 18 or 16 muz seek parental consent. This is stupid .. First they are some ugli fugli loser. I dun even know them and u wan the people to actualli vote for them at 60 cents per call . wah lans. they lidat . I 10 cent oso wan consider sia. Maybe some bo liao kind - hearted pple will vote. well i dunno .

No Qiang Si Qiang Si for them . this kind of pple best if find a hole buried themselve. lols!! okie now i am being mean.

Signing off.

k's

Flags

2006-04-10T22:09:00.000-07:00

Tadah!!. as of dunno when . Tpss has put flags in the whole of canteen for a veri special. day. international friendship day! =)

Now i answered all of u who have been wonderin wat the flags were..

however. by looking at the flag. I saw a tunisia flag. which makes mi wonder whether our sch has any pupil from tunisia. well. i dunno. seriously i dun even know why the flag muz be up..

Short and boring post. will end here today.

signing off

k's

.. lalalas ..

2006-04-04T09:38:00.000-07:00

I started my day plainly like any other day.. Wake up quite earli . went back to slp and in the end . I am late again..

Met james.. The first pple i will see every week day other den mi family member and not including dose pple hu wanna take the same lift as mi . LOls.

walk and chat.. Sch..

fell asleep during reading period. I always do!!

Den photo taking .. lols.. For 3 yrs. I have always been the guy tat stand in the middle row. =(( cuz tats where all the short guys stand. while all the tall Guys stand behind. THIS YEAR. I was grouped with the tall guys.. Leaving melvin behind to be the last short guy !! wahahahas!!!
However..!!! upon reaching dere.. Dose pple ask mi to Sit!!!! den i like WTF!!!! u grp mi wit dem den u wan mi sit in the first row. then found out it was change of plan . all the tall guys must sit in front . " I am tall . oh yea! " lols.
I like to take formal photo.. whenever it is the fun photo. I dun even know wat to pose for it. its stupid overrall!!.
I wanna do the all so famous "TWIST" sign. but nobody wanna follow so i abandoned the idea.. 2nd fun photo . i flicked qi ying head. and she touched her head at the last min!! its gonna be fun!! LOLS!! and melvin did something so horrible o.o!!! he pushed pey chyi head down. Sorry pei chyi. ur face wun be dere as u were looking Down!!!

Den it was FN did wksht i first to complete. Went back class.. Sharil like bad mood lidat.. so i diam den He suddenly ask mi What i know about china. diaos. OF CUZ I DUN WAN REPEAT PTS . so i jus ask they all say till whr liao. he say until long march. !! oh mi . long march is the end of the chapter he wan mi say wat.. I tot those pple say all the way till long march wat.. sigh..

den he say i am gonna fail mi exam =S. "shrugs" i know every chapter by heart. . He wan mi say dat China ting! i can tell him frm emperor pu yi. to sun yat sen to tat warlord to chiang kia shek Den to mao zhe dong . Etc all the way till mao zhe dong control china which is in chapter 9 . . Mad . I wasnt angry.. Just tryin to make mi pts!! lols

Den Recess. lalalas. Did nth much ..

i will skip the whole in sch part. cuz dun tink gt any ting interesting.

AFta sch . pei jov!. Knn!! damn angry. The Weather is going against mi everyday!!! ROAR!!!!!

This is the story.

monday : I go jun li hse rain has stopped. and i wanted to pei jov . so wan go find her. step out of jun li hse . immediately RAIN START. ahh stupid..

Today : Take bus . no rain . step out of bus no rain . Den immediately start walking . RAIN START.. Wtf!!!! . dunno wat is wrong!

nvm. Go jov hse. Wc 3 still cannot start. sigh. install so long in the end canot play.. BOO LA!!

Knn . mum dunno kao pei wat. non stop. nvm hu care her. i continue blogging.

sians. Afta tuitiion . I wait for bus. then bus come dat time i found out ez link no money and i no coin wit mi! sians . HAve to walk home alone.. So far.. so tired. blahs.. sians!!

WAH LANS my mum knn kao pei for 10 mins liaos.. dunno niao wat!!! stupid lahs.. nvm i will continue blogging

Aiya . fuck la. dunno wat she wan niao .!! still at it. siao de la..

i stop le.

bye .

signing off.

K's

Greed is Good. maybe !??

2006-03-30T06:45:00.000-08:00

.. lalalas.

Today In school so much funni ting happened...

First Lesson was English.. Well it was okie..

Afta dat it was Social studies. lols. Sharil revise wit us about rise of Nazi's den the funni part came. I was sitting beside kah chuan. den he keep raising his hand . den i saw sharil keep on pretend nv see him raise. Lols.. den sharil finally answer him, den kah chuan actualli ask sth no link!! its like. if u sit beside him den u see him keep raising hand . den u see sharil keep on pretend nv say u will feel damn farni!!

Den lata geog. GOT TEST!!!! Mati la.!!! I dun even know wat the qns want.. Die .. HAix

Den recess. Makan sutra . den go back class

Then it was chemistry.. And den We Finally formed the great wall of E6 which is at the 2nd last row.. Everybody sit beside each other thus its call a wall. Kevin and I have forseen this day for a long time.. And today finally our hardwork has paid off *Sweats*. okie maybe we didnt do anyting. but we foresaw it. okie! It consist of from left to right order -Amira->Jade->Geraldine->James->Kevin->Me->Melvin->Angelina->Yingting. lols!! so fun. Melvin took mi pen den i search here and dere still cannot find.. Den i touch mi back and stand up look at mi seat still dun have.. Den i go arnd ask kah chuan he took mi pen anot.. den i took his calculator. den i pass it to james.. I told Kc james stole his calculator and i touched mi seat!! GUESS WHAT!! I touched until mi pen. Den i and melvin kept laughing out loud during the whole chem . lols.!! I was so damn pai sae...

Den afta dat is maths. Owyung today no come sch. so royston took over!!

Again i was under circumstances i sat beside kah chuan again =(( Den gerrad say 'interesting' stories.. den Kah Chuan Raise up his hand AGAIN!!!! And wats even funnier is dat Royston oso pretend nv saw him.. L O L S!!. den afta a while he gave up and he nv raise hand. Lols..

Den Lunch Time!! Lols.

And oso the reason of mi title. !! James play Dai dee den suddenly Ying Ting holding on to a 2 dollar note or so it seems.!! Den she keep swinging it saying. i wan exchange for 2 1 dollar coins.. Everybody say dun have.. . Den Ying Ting decided to have a change of mind. She said. "aiya arbo yi kuai qian ye ke yi" in eng it means " 1 dollar exchange for 2 dollar oso can". DEN I SAW SOMETHING... James EyeS Glistened with GreeD!!! He immediately stood up and exchanged it. What happened next was Damn Funni!! The 2 dollar note turned out to be 1 dollar not. WHY? cuz it was torn in HALF. YESH HALF!! lols.. so if 2 dollar note 1/2 = 1 dollar. nth wrong ba. James lols.. Make do wit it . =)
Take this as a lesson learn. And to be greedy next time. There is no free 1 dollar in this world!!

Den infocus..!! lallala.. Den afta dats sch over!! woohoo!!!

Went to jov hse.. Install james sibei f up nigga kissing. Wc3 disc at jov hse. So i can play dota.. I install until sweat. in the end i spent 2-3 hr jus installing the game.. stupid.. And afta tat i hav to go le. cant even play a game wit james .. Wat teh fuck.!!

Cmon. Watch tv. den now here i am blogging!!

blahs.. nth more to write le.

signing off.

kInGston "tHe Brain" kHoo

K's

lalalla.. Gone to waste.. sigh

2006-03-29T06:13:00.000-08:00

Today morning. wake up go sch. So tired..

First lesson was sharill.. It was nice.. well. his lesson was nv boring.

Den was Su ai rong period.. overall it wasnt bad at all.. onli until last 10 min i wanted to slp.. Den i took a short nap. 5 min lata james wake mi up den I look at clock. go back slp den he wake mi up again. den i was like . KNN LA CAN LET MI SLP FINISH THE LAST 5 MIN ANOT. lols.

Den was ranjit period .. did nth much. his work I veri fast complete le.. Afta that recess den Go FN.. FN damn fun.. I keep making james laugh.. He cannot resist mi "JbL" Sign lols. Anw . Today Fn was doing research.. den I happily do.. Find the info until damn hard. den finally do till 2nd page.. DEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED . Kah Chuan who sat beside mi . felt tired and yawned and ... .. STRETCHED. thats rite. STRETCHED. and during this process he stepped on the switch.. The most ironical part was tat he said he didnt know that was the switch until he stepped on it.. My com black out . and i tot wat happened. it was onli 5 seconds lata dat i realised mi 2 hrs hard wk has gone to waste . SIGh.. Then afta the 'disaster' Kah chuan gave mi a piece of advice.. Next time U do ur work. do abit muz save.. dun at the end then save.. If not lata next time i make until again.. HELL!! NO WAY AM I GONNA SIT BESIDE HIM AGAIN.. I rather sit beside james and hear him chant prayers den sit beside kah chuan.. Sobx . =((

Afta sCh.. Got Oral exam.. . I melvin and James was the last 3rd.. Oh my how stupid.. Every yr same case =(( We must wait till lala land den our turn.. Wait for 1 hr 15 min jus for dat 10 min talk.. sometimes i realli feel oral is just like for the fun..

Afta tat whole ting. pei my lao po go hm den i go hm le.. Eat Hor fun wit her den go play ps2 den go le.. Den her ps2 owaex auto off.. So Pek!!! lols.. but nvmm .. betta den nvr play.

Come back. use com. den hear james crap about his cousin pro-ness in Dota.. Den he said his cousin was betta den mi by alot. He said we were world apart. oh well.. The truth is james nv played wit mi and he said i and his cousin were world apart. All i can say is ok. =) I wonder how mani world does james think dere is. I am world apart from his cousin. mh and melvin is world apart from mi. and james is world apart from melvin and ming han. Diaox. =.=' From this we can see tat james is nt a reliable source. he say his cousin is powerful.. he say ming han is powerful. he say melvin is powerful. he nv said i was powerful . but the truth is I am betta den dem =S .. sigh.. James is an unreliable source.

which means. whateva james say cannot be trusted. It is biased and give exaggerated expression . what he say is untruthful. Thus. Source james cannot be trusted.

(all those was taught by sharil jus now in Social studies. See i do revise k )

anw.. Think i will end here.. enuff of my craps

signing off..

K's

Dota.

2006-03-27T17:09:00.000-08:00

Blahs.. Nth to do. So jus come and blog.. So sians dis few days.. Anw.. Somehow back to mi old Dota playing Days..

EXCEPT NOW.

I am tagging wit different person now..

When I started off.. It was with hua cai & Jediael. They were good and experienced players. I learn alot from them..

Then I was with Jia Hao.. We were roughly the same..

Then NOW!!.

Well . I with james, ming han , melvin .. Ming han oso roughly like mi lidat.. Melvin was okie.. he just need more practise with diff heroes instead of just vengeful spirit. And James.. OH my.. What a stubborn ass.. I told him what to do so tat he can improve. and he tot he was some kind of pro and he kept doing the opposite of what i said. In the end. Like what he said in his blog.. He sorry ass gets pawned everywhere he goes and he complains.. Sigh.. When I just started out. I was veri sure i wasnt as bad as him. Lols at least i know when to hum and went to att. james is like well the opposite.. I hope James improve.. So next time when we have another match . I ming han and melvin do not hav to wrry about him feeding..

For those that dunno waat D.O.T.A is. It means Defence of the Ancients.
Okay. I know u pple still dun get it.. Its a warcraft based game.. Warcraft u know??? lols
U choose 1 hero from some funni name tavern and play.. u control that 1 hero for the whole game unless u have fucking loser teamate who leaves. then afta tat. u can control their hero. Anw . That game require proper planning and skill and luck factor to win.. Those pple that owaex tinks straight usually dies.. One eg is james.. There is 3 path for him to take.. He was about to die.. Howeva he ran the straightest path instead of the side path. resulting in getting his ass pawned again and again.. .

Anw.. hope this sat can go again.. Den see gt wei jie dey all nts.. Last time got leaver steal money and pts next time we 4v5 oso can win dem.. Muahahauhahas.. oops

Signing off..

K's

Why women cheat on guys?!?

2006-03-27T15:59:00.000-08:00

Well.. For these few days I have seen story on women cheating guys.. And maybe.. some pple who are like me.. will feel sad and uneasy reading stories like dis.

Anw... Afta much analysation, I have roughly come up with a guide on why does women cheat on guys.. I will go on to why men cheat on women maybe tml or lata.. Howeva. I would like to let u pple know that my blog does not focus on girls that cheat for fun or girls. who are just. IN THEIR PERSONALITY. My focus on this blog are those girls who happens to want a commited and serious relationship but surprisinly cheat on their men..

SO WHY OR WHAT HAPPENED??

firstly we have to understand why women cheat on men..

Understanding What Women Want From Men

-Girls that go into a relationship do not want to be DISAPPOINTED . - this is veri impt..
Unfortunately. Things consistently go wrong btwn u 2 and ur girl feels disappointed again and again, which may cause ur women to consider other men. Usually men would nv know what this girl are thinking nor would she like tell u .. "Darling arhs.. I wan cheat on you.. Give u wear green hat" HELL NO. so yea.. Keep disappointing her and u will be pleasantly surprised by her actions!!

So hmmm. Why do women cheat if they do not want to?!?
For mens who have experience this kind of situation before. you must be thinking why or what happened?.But. There is a very high chance that u are responsible for what has happened..

Women usually give men many hints for example.

Asking you to pei her more.
Sms does help too..
Talking on the phone everynight. or at least once every 2 days
AND SO MUCH MORE

Unfortunately.. Most men usually overlooked these hints. and usually pei the stead once a wk. with the simple excuse of. I'm busy.. Its just like the Wolf come le de story.. This is a simple scenario

Boy:Dear cant pei u this wk.. Veri bz.. I ytd pei u le.
Girl:(although disappointed) says: Okie
next wk.
Boy:Cant pei u again.. Dunno why this few wks veri busy. sorry love u. Next wk i can pei u le.
Girl:Haix. Okie
(Saw the haix?? thats a veri major hint)
next wk.
Boy:Hmm I this wk onli can pei u once or twice
Girl: HUH!!
(Feeling angry and disappointed hangs up the phone)
(boy usually doesnt call back)

Women want men to keep them happy. Brighten up their day when they are sad. Sometimes a simple "I love U" can brighten up their day.. However. ur bo chup attitude is nt wat a girls want.. Who the hell want a stead that don't care about her and keep her happi..

Keep in mind that when women cheat, Usually The Other men is not the PROBLEM!!

The Other man might not be
-Shuai
-Very rich
-got all the branded stuff in one bag
ANd much more

The Other men might be.
-Avg lookin onli
-poor
-Autistic - Well yes.. shit does happen sometimes . lols

So if the men are like this . how the hell they can steal away ur gf rites??. Well He would do everyting that you would not do or has stopped doing. Like wat i said. Sms-ing her or talking on the phone to her etc.. He might know what the girls want and YOU DO NOT..

Usually the other men do nt need to ask about the flaws about the relationship the girl has with her men. cuz the girl will usually just willingly tell everyting to him in less den an hr's time

Just Remember..

Honesty is always your best friend in a relationship as lies nv helped in a relationship

How litte Thing create the most problem For eg. like me.. I am always late =x

You need to show more care and concern to ur stead

And what ur girl wants to keep them happi =))

Good Luck..

Signing off..

K's

lala

2006-02-21T21:09:00.000-08:00

Bla.. Its FN lesson today again and i am here to blog again..

Apparently james is sittin beside me AGAIN! and as usual he is telling me about his al so mighty blog.. he is comparing his stack counter with my blog counter and i am like wtf... i dun even have a com to update.. who is gonna visit mi blog.. how to challenge him.. rite??. aNw. nobody has answered his answer of whose blog is betta =(( which is sad.. Cuz its obvious its me!!!!!! LALALALAs

anw.. these few weeks quite busy. cuz GENCON is coming!!! lalalla.. And I am in.. Refer to official website http://www.comicimages.com/rawdeal .. Many people dun understand the joy of card playing and do not appreciate it.. well thats them.. and thatx me..

Anw.. The newest topic in town now IS THE NANYANG POLY GIRL.. wahahhas.. I was among the first few to see it ><. oops hahas.. My friend hp have . den i saw.. hahahas... Still gt other kids wan see.. cannot. WHY?. cuz they no ic.. they are 15 and below.. lols. anw..

I see that many women loves james blog.. But then again. its obvious james blog has onli one common topic to make u go back for more. that is erotic story. So if u are a girl .. well and u like his blog alot.. u maybe classified undder Horny or Sensual.. And if u are feeling wet just by reading his blog.. U NEED HELLP.. Alternatively u can look for me to help u.. TO cure u of your sexual desire maybe.. lols.

Anw. thats it for now..

bye..

signing off..

K's
Junkyard Dog

...

2006-02-14T21:29:00.000-08:00

Lalallas.. i am in sch com lab blogging now..

risking mi life of gettin caught jus for u READERS!!!!

TADAH.. so noble of mi.. feel touched blahs.. I know u shuld.. lols

Anw.. I wanna thank all my readers that have kept my counter running.. yesh i know u guys miss me.. hahahahas.

blahs..

enuff of the craps

my com is spoilt and i wun be blogging for a long time..

so sad rite. my bro make spoil the com.

Whatever it is.. my blog is still betta den james..( and he is rite beside me lookin at his own blog)

blahs.. I gtg.. Rmb. I risked my life to blog for u readers..

bye..

signing off.

K's

BlackJack.

2006-02-01T07:25:00.000-08:00

So yeps.. Today morning meet ying ting angelina and jh at 7.. go sch.. afta tat i go taf.. taf damn sucky i will skip that . lols..

Anw.. so yea... I went back to class.. They playin blackjack... Den i see since they gt money to spare den I jus be santa claus be banker norhs.. Wah i did lose quite abit...

so we had lessons... All the way till assembly...

Today was band day... i will go to tat lata.. b4 the band performance.. Mr Neo went up to the stage and said sth about Chairmans and Vice- chairmans.. It was a LONG SPEECH... then mr neo end it by saying.. lets give them a standing ovation... As expected.. no one stand..

So yeps the ceremony went on... Sec 3E1 all the way to 5N2 or 3 ... Den afta tat its the BAND PERFORMANCE..

So yeps.. tis is wat happened during the last 3 yr of band days..

Sec 1.. -- I slept..
Sec 2.. -- I slept..
Sec 3..-- I slept..
Sec 4..--U guessed it.. I slept again.. LOLS..

So yea. anw. i sat in front of kah chuan.. I TELL U ITS DAMN SCARY LAHS.. HE ASK MI ONE QUESTION..
Kc:Er u pierce ur ear nv kena caught
Me: No..
Kc. oic.. I cannot pierce ear lahs.. Lata ncc everytime check.. .. blah blahs. den he talk about his family.. Den all dis and dat..

AND ITS LIKE WTF.. I NV ASK LAHS.. >< .. lols

so the band performance went on.. And yeps.. Their Mc for the day was 2 guy.. 1 of dem was called sukrino.. and yesh he is standing at the back of the whole band area.. and its like.. When He stands... ITS ACTUALLI THE HEIGHT OF THOSE PPLE WHO ARE SITTING.. OH MY GOD... Anw.. I looked here and dere.. AND YESH i did saw him.. Standing proudly Over dere being the mc.. even thou to most pple . they can onli hear him and nt see him..

I fell asleepp.. i woke up sometimes lata.. This time the conductor was MISS KAUR.? wtf.. i dunno.. so i see dem be conductor.. seriously.. I can be a conductor too.. Cuz why.. The band members did nt follow miss kaur tempo.. The band was in a state of their own.. leaving miss kaur dere all alone conducting.. TO HERSELF..

So yea.. Afta tat.. its time For goldilocks and the 3 bears.. OOOooOO i love the story.. "SoMeone is in my bed.. AHH"

The story was okie.. the whole story i jus found one part damn gei yan... so the 3 bears went down the stairs.. the story teller repeated it twice. tryin to add the comical effect by using the word. " I SAID" but seriously anyone hu were hearing.. ITS OBVIOUS BOHT THE SOUND WAS THE SAME... SO YEA MR MC TRY NOT LAHS. K. lols..

So the story goes.. and the little bear is damn cute.. its like.. " AHh.. Someone ate my porridge.. and finished all of it.. sobbxx .. i damn hungry de nehxzz.. hu eat my porridge.. i dunch fwen that person le..." in the end the story revealed that the little bear didnt like the porridge at all.. SO WHY THE KAO PEI IN THE 1st place?? . WELL I DUNNO.. Like I said.. the band has a world of their own..

So yea.. recess didnt went down.. cuz play blackjack.. keep losing.. and losing.. Den last rnd.. open blackjack. collect back all mi losings lols.

So yeps. b4 going to F&N We had 3 games again.. Again i bo dai bo ji. jus lidat win 5 dollar.. WAHAHA..

Lunch went back to class.. Keep winning lahs.. lols.. Gt one pt of time i tink mi whole pocket is 2 dollar notes.. and wats betta its none of the notes come out frm mi pocket.. okie so during the start of lunch.. i was losing.. Qi Ying was happi .. cuz she tot she can Fan Ben liaos.. den she win 3 dollar back.. she happi cuz she lose 11 dollar le.. Howeva.. My lucki star came.. DENISE... she come down. sit down lend 1 dollar from jov and play.. Den i immediately open double ACE.. wahahas.. all 3 dollar.. Including the 3 dollar that qi ying jus won.. i am taking it back.. Lalalas.. lols... den denise see le damn scared dun wan play le.. Win alot. lols.

Afta sch play again.. Again win... in the end . counted mi winnings gt 20 plus lidat..wahaha.. dun so greedy..

haii. anw. feel quite guilty winning frens money..

Qi ying frm 20 dollar become 6-9 dollar lidat..

Nick frm 14 become 0

At the end of the day.. i and jovene were the biggest winner lidat.. lols..

she win 15 dollar.. She damn heng lahs. keep opening blackjack throughout the game..

Qi ying cut the deck i everytime lose one.. =(( nvm.. i still earn at the end of the day..

See tml sch how. Wahahas..

signing off.

K's

Chinese New Year Eve.

2006-01-28T08:06:00.000-08:00

So well yeps.. Its chinese new year eve. Ytd. (cuz now its like 12 plus )

Wonder how u all spend it. cuz i spent it like that.. just like that... And yesh.. again unfortunate ting befall mi again. that i will explain lata.

WAke up at 10 plus .. Den immediately play com.. play till 12 plus.. do housework.. den took a nap at arnd 2 cuz my bro keep on wan play com. Den let him lohs.. 5 plus wake up.. Play com less then 30 min felt like slping again.. den slp until its time to eat Renuion dinner.. WAAHA.. EAt and slack until 9 plus..

Afta that play com. Den i felt damn uncomfortable in the stomach. den i rmb i drink 3 cans of pepsi in a row..!! yesh 3.. Den i tink now all the carbon dioxide disrupting my digestive system.. HAISH.. Dun even hav mood watch tv

So yea thats how i spent mi new yeear.. feeling damn uncomfortble.. HAIX...

I am srry nahs..

Dun angry le kaes..

Anw.. Happi chinese new year to all

bye

K's

Finally.. My Guide on how to woo girls..

2006-01-25T02:20:00.000-08:00

..So yea.. If u all have been seeing Melvin and James Poh blog.. They are actualli blogging on ways on how to woo girls.. WTf.. I am the professional okies..

So Here Goes..

Before you decide if you love a girl, it's very important to know if you are persuing her, or merely stalking her. One is very charming, and makes your stomach flutter. The other is very frightening, and makes your stomach hang in that lower part of your spine reserved for your kidneys.

And no i will not start off with those steps.. That I will go to later..
So now I am just gonna start off with what some thing that good boys do.. And what STALKER does..

Phones
A GOOD BOY calls you to find out how your day went.He calls to see if you got the letter he slipped in your bag or whatever...He calls to tell you how much he thinks about you during the day.
A STALKER calls you to find out if you saw him watching you in class today. He calls to find out why you didn't tell him where you had went..So he can recommend you a better place to go and that's why you should marry him...He calls to ask if you got the five letters he left in your bag and the four he gave to Julie or Susan Or whoever to give to you and the three he put on your Table... He calls to tell you he can't stop thinking about you during the day..

House visits
GOOD BOY: one ring.
STALKER: fifteen. Just to make sure he's heard.

Ex-Boyfriends
A GOOD BOY puffs up a little around the exes, and makes sure they know he's the new man in town. He threatens (but only in quiet) that he should kick their asses for what they did to you.
A STALKER leaves ex-boyfriends' dead bodies lying on your front doorstep like a cat leaves it's kill. He is sitting next to them, all puffed up, looks at you and says, "Want to go for a picnic??"LOLS..

Nicknames
A GOOD BOY calls you "honey," "sweetie," "baby doll," or "cutie."
A STALKER calls you "eternal love," "Princess of my Underworld," "Master of my dementia," or "Miss-Never-Call-Me-Back."

Cards
A GOOD BOY will just write some greetings and maybe ends off the 3 magic words "I love You" or maybe "I miss you"
A STALKER writes about stuffs like.. How much he loves u .. He can compare it to the sea.. He can compare it to the sky.. And he usually ends off with words like . From: The One who will always be watching you. OR The One who will always be with you.. Etc. Etc.. WTF.. Dun u girls just feel creeped out seeing some stupid asses writing something like this =x

Please don't be a stalker. Please don't encourage a stalker.

So Yeps.. Figure out u aint a stalker..?? Den continue on.. If U r a stalker.. Seriously trust me. Go fuck yourself or be a gay..

So yea.. here goes..

1)Well yesh.. Most importantly and I have to agree with both melvin and james.. YESH BE HER fren. or whatever.. At least get to know her.. unless u are handsome like brad pitt or Xie Ting feng..U can skip all this step and ask her for stead. cuz YESH.. Girls are so realistic this few days ><.. If you are not.. Forget it.. Seriously.. Like what melvin say. What makes u think That the girl will just accept you just like that .. tadah!!

2)Erm.. Well Yea afta knowing her.. Get to know her personality quickly but carefully.. U do not want her to know that u like her rite.. That spoils all the surprise.. Lols.. Occasionally . U may hint her that u like her.. But Of cuz.. The hint must be sweet and planned carefully lols.. Recklessness just lead to DEATH.. hahas..

3)Well yea.. Unlike what james and melvin said.. I think its actualli quite okie to listen to the girls problems and woes.. Cuz its like.. If u r nt gonna listen to her.. Then Another guy does.. Usually .. There goes ur chance.. Cuz no girls want a guy that doesnt listen to her problems rite??

4)While getting to know each other.. Talk about interesting stuffs like your primary school life.. Or how childish you used to be.. ALl this little ting interest the girl even thou it may nt interest u anymore at the least.. Just remember.. Don't tell her too much stupid or childish stuff. cuz yesh girls like more mature guys even thou they oso do like guys that are fun..

5)ANd Yesh most guys like me have problems like this.. They kinda get tongue tied when they are talking to the girl 1 on 1.. Cuz they are shy. And they are afraid they may sound stupid or whatever..

6)If you think that things are going on smoothly.. WEll dun be afraid to tell the girl u like her or whatever..(Unlike U REALLI LOOK HAZARDOUS. den she will avoid u like u gt bird flu SARS or wateva.. Hehz.. Cuz James owaex kena the same srry fate =( ]] Usually. The girl would just be shy when she see u eye to eye but can be realli nice when it comes to sms,msn or on the phone.. And No I dun recommend melvin's Skill.. Unlike james.. Cuz this kind of Game usually Burn Ur fingers like in the stock.. if nt planned properly.. U could be in deep shit wit those girls.. The plan goes like this. Mel says he like Girl A Awhile lata. Mel says he like Girl B Den he goes back To Girl A or alternately .. He would mislead u and say he like 2 of dem and he cant decide. Some stupids would then Start spreading the rumour(I aint one. so ur secret is owaex safe wit mi =)) ]] Then Suddenly out of nowhere.. a Girl C would appear beside Melvin and Before you know it.. THEY ARE STEAD. Wtf.. But then again.. U gotta see who the girl is.. lols.. For melvin case. It was easier.. HowEVER.. this scenario can go another way.. U can keep telling All the people u like A, B, C or D... And they could start spreading.. And when u r realli going for the real target.. THe person may think u are a flirt.. AND YESH!!. CONDEMN u Foreva and ever.. lols..

7)If however if the girls reject u.. Their patterns starts to come out.. They give excuses. like they still cant get over their ex.. they are nt ready for a relationship yet.. And The next day.. U see her stead wit some Stupid YanDAOS!!!.. Yesh. Life is unfair.. lols

8)Alternatively.. The girl may tell u reasons like .. You are a nice guy but i no feeling for u.. We can nv be tgt etc... And Den she will Tell u The sweetest Ting that anyone can say..
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER =)
Hey.. U cant be a lover but u are still her best fren .. isnt that nice .. =/

9)So yea.. Seriously some people adopt the saying of "Nvr for a tree Give up the whole forest" Damn.. I seriously wonder how people like this woo girls.. Cuz FIRST they are nt sincere and nt serious.. And secondly.. Why did she go for that girl.. If she is like nt the one.. U have to admit.. Some trees are just so for u..!! There can be 1000 trees in this plantation.. But who realli cares when the tree u like . is the no.524 rite?? lols... I am the man that will give up the whole forest for that single girl!!. AHH I feel so wei da >< LOLS

10) SO yea.. If she didnt reject u or avoid u like u gt some INFECTIOUS LIFE THREATENING DISEASE CARRIER.. that may just means. She is giving u the chance.. hahas.. Guys. CHERISH IT.. blahs..

11)Try asking her out for dates.. And yesh... PLAN it beforehand.. Dun wait till last min. Cuz Girls usually had their Plans plan a wk ago.. Well thats girls.. (Shrugs)

12)Be a Gentleman... Thats extremely important..

13)You can dun treat her to anyting while outing but at the very least.. TREAT her to Ice-Kachang.. If nt u may regret it u your whole life .. Your whole Reputation depends on this bowl of ice kachang.. Its scary how little tings like this make such a huge impact.. (JH SHULD KNOW WHAT I AM IMPLYING) LOLS..

14)Acting Dao in front of girls is not advisable. unless like what I said.. U have the face of Brad Pitt or Xie TIng Feng.. lols..

15)Gt her?? Well dens cherish her and love her.. I seriously hate guys that dun treat their stead seriously or take them for Granteds.. GIRLS.. U TOO..

16)If u didnt get her. well depends on what type of guy you are.. Some guys may choose to wait.. Sometimes they may eventually become succesful and touched the girls heart.. But more often than rather . They might wait till lala land comes and see the girl with some yandao.. Its okie like this.. Whats more heart wrenching is either seeing the girl stead with your 1.your best friend. or 2.A guy that is much uglier den u.. Feeling dejected. the guy may just take his own lifes.. He will eventually fail because he doesnt want to die a virgin.. LOLS!!

17) OR u can change targets..!! lala.. Thats what my friend does. ( ESP err .. J*) lols.. Just Rmb.. All girls are diffrent.. Change your methods.. Cuz even if the girl nt sian wit the method.. U OSO will sian de rites.. lols..

Now lets classify what groups you are under..

The Underdogs--This people are those that may not have a stead for their entire secondary school life.. Usually when they tell The girls that they like them.. The girls feel grossed out and doesnt contact dem for wks.. mnths or yrs .. lols.

Lonelies--- THey are handsome.. They are tall.. They have money.. But weirdly this type of guys do nt have too mani steads or exes..

Chiongsters.-- THis people like my friends Nick and Melvin are MAd people.. They skip the entire process of jio-ing the girls and immediately ask the girls for steads.. Weirdly.. THe girls usually accepts dem.. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG MANS..

Slow pokes-- They take it slowly to let the girls know them.. And usually they would take a long time to jio the girl.. And most of the times.. They just see the girls running of with other man =((

Perfectionist-- They want everyting to be perfect.. The scenario on the place of expressing his love.. The way he express it must be also be perfect.. Etc. Etc.. Lols.. Need I say more??

The Shuai Ge-- They just ask .. sms the girl for a few day.. And the next ting u know it. They are going steady with some chio bu..

Sissy boys.-- They do like girls.. But their action usually turns girls off.. ALthough some girls may find it nice to have a sissy bf..

The HOT PICK-- THis guys have no lack of suitors.. Usually.. Its the girls that are having a crush on them..

Anyway I will stop here today.. Wow this post damn long sia.. nvmm I will focus more on it next time until then

Bye.

K's

blahs...

2006-01-21T21:37:00.000-08:00

So ya.. My com died on mi aGAIN!! last niteZ... So shagg

So have to blog.. Today. In the afternoon..

morning early early wake up.. Go take money frm bank.. i 10.00 like tat reach. AND WTF.. the queue alreadi outside of the bank liaos.. lols.. SO ya I queued.. so shag lahs.. time pass by slowly.. The queue advance slowly.. everyting like so slow.. Lols.. Den i go sms melvin and ber. and instantly. The magic start le lahs.. The ting ting sound keep sounding den i frm !0 - 10 -45 not even half the queue. until 10-45-11-10 like that. i finish le .. WTF.. lols..

So ya.. In the afternoon.. Went to 419 slacking again.. so fun lahs.. I owaex feel quite at hm dere.. seriously i sometimes tink its stress free there mans.. lols.. And yesh time do pas by quickly dere..

So afta a while i went outside the shop.. DEN I saw jingwen and Zhi Kuang.. lols.. go to there sit down and talk talk.. Then afta a while . soon hui came out and meet us.. wahahahas. den go 406 dere the kopitiam sit sit and talk.. frm 3 plus talk until 6

AFta tat went back to 419. slack.. THE WHOLE DAY..den went slacking wit alvin and jing jie..
Nv go meet angelina they all. cuz my phone spoil den dunno how contact dem.

SLack until 11 like dat.. Den We go drink VOdka.. Lols.. I was 16 this yr. jing jie was 18 bt he haven b'day yet. ALvin is 22!!. hahas. so we buy 4 bottles.. Den when we want pay. The miss ask for Ic.. Den alvin show.!!!U kno why the miss ask.. Cuz even thou alvin is 22.. He onli arnd mi height and looked younger den mi!! LOLS.. Den the miss say srry.. cuz i tink she assumed him as the youngest cuz.. i looked older and jing jie was tall.. lols.. So ya.. Drink .and drink.. I chi dao wan chiong one whole bottle down again. but then rmb gt jing jie and alvin to share. so me being the considerate one. drank slowly.. bottle by bottle rotating.. The tropical peach was nice lahs.. LOLS. but i still tink mh that time de venom nicer lols.

Went hm at 12 plus -1 lidat.. damn shag cuz my body quite hot den I muz cycle hm alone. Damn spooky.. Jus 12 plus. And i like the onli one on the road. like that.. lols. go hm le.. Wan use com CANNOT!! damn IRRITATING LAHS. lols..Time i get a new com. Somehow. lols.. Anw..

SO yea.. Tats it for mi day. blahs. bye.

Anw Andy cole.. I am afraid this is my blog.. If u r like unhappi in some way.. call 999 dens..
=)

I am sick.. continued..

2006-01-21T21:33:00.000-08:00

So ya.. Abt the poi ching sch tingy.. DAMN SCARY LAHS.. lols.. Cuz like they can see.. den u cannot.. den like ur mind keep on hu si luan xiang!! scary lahs.. lols..

So ya afta a while slack at central park dere.. for awhile.. Slack and slack..
Den it was time to go home

Blahs..

><

K's

I am Sick =((

2006-01-20T08:51:00.000-08:00

Blahs woke up this morning and i felt damn sick.. my throat damn pain . So i ask james go sch himself.. (Srry james.... kor kor cannot pei u to sch) LOLS.. so ya.. I went to slp woke at arnd 10

this time I no voice le.. WTF.. seriously i dunno lols.. I alone at hm nobody to talk to.. so i tot i was still okie.. so I go down buy food.. Talk to the Auntie chi dao no voice.. Pai sae lahs . lols

EAt le . fasta go back hm.. Slacking. Den at 12.20 Jh come mi hse. he wan mi go Temasek poly wit him.. But i so sick.. Dun even feel lik going out de.. lols.. but since he ask and is my buddy.. den i anyting lohs..

I keep walking den damn shag and shag as we progresses. reach Jh hm.. sit down a while den muz go le..

Go Tp meet wit angelina they all.. blahs..
I and Jh walk walk arnd the science department.. Our interest. wahaaha.. den ya.. Saw them at the bridge..

I went dere.. say hi.. den fasta find a place to sit.. Cuz i am SICK!!!. . lols.. Den esther walk away.. See mi le. den wan go meet fren .. =(( So guo fen!!..

Ya so at TP slack a bit take thier goodie bag.. The design damn nice the bag.. lols.. The sch outside look abit old. but when u go in. WAH!!! Its like songies so big.. But big means have to walk longer distance which means shag =(( lols.. Bt overall Tp is more organised den nanyang poly and republic poly.

Afta dat.. I Jh.. Angel and Denise went off alone and slack ourself.. At the bubble tea shop slack.. lalalas..

Den At 4 -5 plus saw qi han and jovene and geraldine.. at KFC. so go inside sit down and slack.. den afta a while.. walk away..

Go big book shop.. Jh and Geraldine keep saying I like Yan Li.. DAmn.WAT lahs.. i dun like her lohs... Fuck sia.. Jh my buddy.. When the hell have i ever told him i liked Yan Li.. Tua Kuang Kia.. lols..

Afta while the girls some go back home some go tm.. I and Jh stayed at 800 plus to slack.. Slack until 7 plus At the kopitiam dere eat Kway Chup.. So NICE .. lols.

Den 8 at community centre wait for angelina and ying ting.. Den they say going to reach le until 8:35 lidat.. wtf.. i fell asleep sia.. lols.. i wake up. i blur a while den follow dem..

Jh went off to meet Yan han.. I stayed.

So ya at study room until like 9:15 lidat.. den go off..

At jovene hse condo. Opposite got t his big patch of grass. we climb to the top.. Lols.. So fun.. But Seriously i regretted doing so.. So yea initially We went up. Everyting was okie..
Thats When the first scream APPEARED.. YING TING shouted damn louds.. tot wat happen. she say gt snail.. Den ya.. dey keep screaming about snail.. Den they ask pple to save us. cuz we like stuck at the top. LOLS.. so we muz walk till the end of the grass den can. Nobody came and gave us a hand =\ So ya.. Afta a while Our next fear Invaded.. This ting was scarier den the snail.. They were .. the.... FROGS!!!!. omgs.. lols.. Ying ting and angel keep screaming becuz of frogs.. I was worser. I couldnt even make a sound . so i couldnt ask dem to shut up.. My heart frm nt scared hear dem scream until damn scared.. like we in some kind of ren jian di yu lidat.. lols.. Den so shag lahs.. lols.. I admit those frogs were ScarY!!!. and yesh. They dun have Any traffic light in the frog world. Dey jus jump around like that.. SO SCARY LAhs..!!! lols.. Plus somemore.. We so scared step until dem so we damn careful and scared. lols.. Until one place. we finally have enuff.. My head oso headache le.. They keep like that scream... So we jus dun care. And jus went down.. CHEY!!!.. actualli go down so easy de. lols.. Scare us for so long.. lols..

Den ya . Slack again.. Den reach Poi Ching school. den both ying ting and angel say they saw the statue move.. I Nv even saw any statue.. anw.. bo ga lan. we jus run..

eh continue tml cuz i damn tireds.. buais..

..AHh..Shucks..

2006-01-19T08:25:00.000-08:00

.. So ya..

SLacking day today..

Did nth much jus keep slacking .. but of cuz . I was serious when it comes to lessons..

Afta sch.. Went to class 3E5.. I and Nick fasta chiong frm our class to dere to watch show..
Chung Ying And The BIIIIIIIG Show of Class 3E5 are having a sparring session.. Wah lans. I and Nick waited for like 10 -15 mins . den the show start.. hahas.. Big Show chi dao cheat.. play grabbing and hitting of head.. Afta a while.. Chung Ying giv up.. His neck and back of head keep on kena punched by the massive big show.. anw.. Big show cheated. so yea.. It wasnt chung ying's fault. Afta w hile it was arif turn to show off..

Big show started off wit some HUGE PUNCHES.. making arif retreat.
den arif fight back.. Afta a while Dey both stop chionging.. And fight slowly..
BigShow Going for his big massive punch again . but den arif saw and opening. Give Him a BIG KICK.. and bigshow give up. Arif win.. lalals.. lols

so yea afta a while queue up go NanYang poly..

The bus dere damn F up lahs.. WE were so cramped.. plus The air con Doesnt even realli work de.. WTF.. I and Nick damn du lans.. lols. At bus sms angelina even thou she rite beside mi.. lols.. Si bei boliao..

So ya.. Go NanYang.. Free walking session de.. okie lahs..

Got one part is magic trick. chi dao damn nice. hahas.. I wanna LEARN MAGIC.. SOON.. Ask Hua Cai teach me.. lols.. he knows a ting or two about tricks..

Lols.. WAlk and walk until chi dao. our grp tio splitted.. Den afta a while .. Onli left . Me nick and Eric.. walking in Nanyang poly tgt..
Today see the girls all ride motor de.. VRoom VROOm.. all so bong.. lols.. No cai cai.. ><

Go back at arnd 5 plus.. Ahhh SAME BUS.. but dis time not so hot le.. lols.. afta that.. went sit sit wit Yan Li and Yuki .. Actualli is they 2 tgt sit i sit in another place.. hehz.. Yan Li happy norhs.. SAw her crush all dis.. Den she so happi . keep smiling and laughin all dis. While i alone sitting dere sadly watching her say all those.. Sigh.. lols.. But seeing her happi makes mi happi too.. We are afta all buddies..

Anw.. I still dunno wats going on between Yan Li and her frens.. Mayb sat or sun go out muz ask le.. LOLS.. We are buddies lehs.. den she keep lidat.. dun wan tell mi .. den i feel so extra =X

Anw..
I think this life is getting more and more fucked up.

I ask girls..
If I and James Zui u.. U would choose who..

Ying Ting immediately say JAMES.. WTF JAMES.. okie.. so i felt damn pissed cuz mi jie mei lidat say.. GRR!!!!... DEn i wan go toilet . oso techer dun let.. Dammit mans.. DEn i chi dao feel so pai sae .. nvm.. 1-0

Den angelina say mi =)) thats wat jie mei are for mahs..

1-1

Den i ask Su Jun . also mi =)) now life's getting more and more organised

1-2

Den Next I ask Qi Ying.. Jovene pop out say . i will choose James

Fuck la.. I nv ask her rite..

Dammit sia. Hu say james oso okie..

But not her lahs..

WHy..

I CARE... I STILL CARE...
ANYONE BUT HER...
MY HEART WENT BACK TO 1/5/2006 AGAIN..
NVM..

AFta she said that . I lost the whole interest in the game.. Sigh .. I almost felt like I wanted and needed her back into my life again..

LIFES NT THE SAME WITHOUT HER U KNOW!!!

hais..

nvm.. Since its James Instead of mi.. DEN WTF.. WHY XUAN ME LAHS... KNN I SO LOUSY MEHS.. FUCK OFF LAHS..

OH YEA. I RMB.. IT WAS YOU THAT HAD NO MORE FEELING LE.. I ALMOST FORGOT. AND I ALMOST FELT GUILTY THAT WE ENDED UP LIKE THIS.. NOW I DUN..

SERIOUSLY..

So yea ... What the hell is wrong with this world..

Anyone but you could say that..
But you had to do it.

.
Anw .. Come hm.. Damn Shagged up..

Got alot of tings on mi mind cuz of wat she did..

DEN MY STUPID COM die on me frm 7-11

Den Angelina and I talked on msn.. I want to pull her out of POISON..

Why guys so xia jian sometimes.. Knn.. M.S .. If u dun wan her le..

DUN DO THOSE SMALL LITTLE THINGS
TO MAKE HER FEEL SHE STILL GOT HOPE LAHS
DAMN XIA JIAN

Settle it once and for all lohs..
Maybe Angelina will hate me for saying this. But realli.. I have to be the bad guy sometimes u get wat i mean..

Listen To tIngz and me lahs.. Leave him..

..sighs..

K's.

2006-01-18T08:04:00.000-08:00

No title for the day.. just damn shags..

Today wake up at 7 .. go sch late.. suay.. jus becuz i forgot to take apron.. dammit mans..

School was okie..

F&N lesson was fun .. lols.. I feel so fortunate .. ahh.. lols.. cuz i sit down and yuki fed mi her langsana.. Yum Yum.. lols..

Maths Test made one big careless mistake..!!! I read the question wrongly.. =( becuz of that .. no full marks.. sigh.. hahas.. Chem infocuz was just slacking all the way... so sians..

Afta sch. went kai kai wit yuki asharifah and Chrischelle(Yan Li) . blahs.. hahahas.. walk walk to mini melt ice cream and i treat dem to it.. blahs.. lols.. Jh was wit us initially but afta awhile he said he wanted to go hm.. At watson stayed for a veri long time .. LALALA.. lols.. Played dis 20 game in watson.. this game will ask me some question . den i muz answer yes , no or sometimes.. Hehez.. I confidently said that the game will nv guess what I am thinking about.. eventualli afta 24 qns .. the computer gave up.. LOLS.. I knew it.. Of cuz the com could nv guess it rite.. No one would.. except for Sharifah.. lalalas.. hahas..

We slack at Long John for a LONG period of time and i mean LONG.. hahas.. nth to do.. den we talk talk .. Hahas.. Aww My friends are so sweet.. especially chrischelle. lols..

Anw.. at arnd 6 plus .. we decided to go bak.. I and Yuki were almost slping .. as Chrischelle and Sharifah were talkin about some marital stuffs. lols.. Girls.. hahas..

So yea. Wanted to go 419 slack. but den nv.. Feel veri tired. so go hm slp..

Ahh.. I dunno.. My mind is still confused..

Maybe Chrischelle is rite.. I am just not used to this life.. Whateva I am doing now is because my heart feels empty..

And Yesh .. Finally afta so long.. That is the word.. EMPTINESS .. I feel so empty nowadays..

I dunno where is the old me gone to.. I didnt give up easily back den.. I was full of confidence.. But afta she left me.. My heart has maybe given up hope.. I give up over the lightest setbacks..

Sigh.. I want the old me back sia.. The guy that didnt give up when it comes to zui-ing girls.. haii..

Btw.. I wanna grow taller ><><

K's

.. >< ..

2006-01-16T05:59:00.000-08:00

Lols so yea.. If u all are an avid reader of my blog u all should know i didnt blog ytd. so yeps I will start off wit ytd first..

Woke up at 12 plus..den Jh called me Ask me go kai kai wit him. I anyting.. Den we decided go jog but in the end we jus ended riding our bicycle.. lols..

Went to 201.. WAit for yong quan to come.. We meet him a while.. slack a while.. Den buy yan.. Some OOLOO ones.. that is from indonesia one.. Sabona Rmk i tink.. Twice the length of a normal one.. I and jh smk until damn shag.. we cannot even finish half of a cigg.. Lols..

So yea.. Yq went off afta a while he and his fren dunno muz settle wat shit.. nt I and Jh dai chi so just ride away.. Ride and ride..

Ride until Bedok food centre.. hahas at dere slack.. I bought hokkien mee. he bought maggie mee goreng.. Den afta taht we ate ice kachang.. Ahh so full.. lols.. Lucki we take 1 salem frm mi uncle.. den start.. AHH songiess... den afta a while start our journey back to meet angelina..
When we reached bedok Garden this road.. Got this veri nice slope.. Since we nt rush for time . Den we ride up the slope . lohs.. SO DAMN SHAG . butr the feeling u get when u reached the top is song.. Den reached the top took a few victorious pic and ride down.. WAh the wind jus lidat chiong u . Shiok la.. lols.. Den we go again.. 2nd time more shag den 1st time cuz we like abit no energy liaos.. But i still made it to the top again.. Den we ride down.. So nice .. too shag to continue so we cycled straight again..

WE chanced upon another slope AGAIN.. lols.. This time we tried the slope again.. this slope more shag den the previous two cuz more steep and taller.. but as usual coming down the gan jue so nice.. ADvised u all to try it when u all feel damn shagged.. lols.. we didnt wan a 4th time as we alreadi damn tired le. so we jus ride on.. The heavy meal we had jus now.. seems to have almost burnt up.. lols.. so yea.. cycled all the way meet anglina and ying ting.. so fun to be wit dem .. lalas. hahas.. Den Jh gave us a big treat. the 3 of us share 10 dollar to buy wateva we wan.. I nt so guo fen buy slurpee.. Ying Ting bought some funni stuff and slurpee and angelina bought chicken steak =)..

I see Ying Ting eat the ting like quite nice. den ask can gimme eat a little she readily say okie.. den she tell mi dose left one is she dun wan de.. left vegetables all the meat kena eaten by her le.. somemore she use hand to pluck the ting. SO MEAN. lols.. I now lidat say abit feel lik vomiting.. sians.. So yea.. aFta that it was time to sio hun ki again.. We sip sip some funni funni viceroy light? Blue in colour de.. Angelina say its cute.. lols.. I dunno..

Slack and slack until 7. Lend Angelina Mp3. Listen to Wo de cuo by b.a.d. suddenly like dat song alot. lols.. At 7 Jh say wan go back liaos.. So we go back lohs.. Den he chiongies all the way. like some mama feng. den Make mi owaex tio BEEP!!!! so pai sae lahs.. but hu cares. lols.. nt as if they gonna take my pic and sue me mahs.. lols..

Reach home at arnd 7 plus.. nth to do. eat.. sort out some tings.

den 12 plus tat time my "aiai" Geraldine call me ask me teach her cumulative frequency.. For goodness sake. she dun even know wat is interquartile range.. But overall she is a good student. learn so fast.. today walk past each other den thumbs up to the maths paper.. hahas.. she said thnx.. aww so nice of her =)..

so yea dis morning.. I woke up at 6.50 and somemore is Jh woke me up de.. LOLS. he alreadi at my doorstep liaos.. wah lans. i chi dao blur .. den like shag for 1 sec.. den got back my senses open door all this .. prepare kwik kwik den go sch le..

Overall sch was lidat norhs.. lols.. Got maths test. i tink was quite easy blahs..

AFta sch I go out meet yq a while .. Den dunno wat happen he mus go so i lan lan siao siao go back lohs.. saw james wlk back to sch and eat in sch.. . 2.45 got excursion.. Go replubic poly.. So fun .. blahs.. like real.. Go dere chi dao is shag 1/2 .. U walk 1 min wait for 10 min ... Sians. Afta all the ting I still dun see what is poly life all about..

Afta the tingy.. Meet Su Ping a while.. den she muz wait for her brother. Den I see YQ AGAIN!!!. lols.. den we chat.. smk abit.. Yq fren damn friendly .. hahas..

So yea.. afta a while I go back find su ping.. Found out Jian Lin oso nt that bad. hahas. so friendly oso . last time misjudge him le.. AFta all he in Sec 3 le lehs.. lols.. Den go hm. blahs..

come back.. slack. now bloging.. nth more.. afta all it was just a normal day lohs. lols.

signing off..

tralala.

anw .. 2006 is haunted.. Its true.. Bad ting does happen.. Maybe its just the january that is bad.. Lets hope so k..

blahs...

K's

... Lidat lohs ...

2006-01-14T11:51:00.000-08:00

blahs.. This is my 4th post of the day.. So damn shag lahs.. The time now 5 plus in the morning.. I skip my beauty sleep again.. lols..

So yea.. Like wat i said . I have just returned afta a tour arnd tampines on my bao bei bicycle again.. So damn cold and shag lohs..

So yea went to her hse nearby de 7-11 since i gt nth to do.. I wan buy Slurpee Then WTF.. Dun have.. morning den have.. Wtf lahs.. I so shag le.. Den I go 7-11 wanted to have a slurpee to like lighten up my day.. or night.. OR WATEVA. den dey dun have.. So damn pissed .. I said Nvm I wanted slurpee but they insisted no.. So i had to make do wit it and bought a big gulp.. Den i sat at her place outside de Study corner and sms her. and drink big gulp .. WAh drink until damn full lidat.. Heng i nv buy Super big gulp arhs.. So yea sms and sms ... den she fall asleep AGAIN!!!.. Sobx lahs.. so damn bad de she.. I so boring to sms mehs??!? liews.. she everytime jus fall asleep lidat.. Den nv even say good nites or wat.. jus lidat slp.. Nv care for mi feeling de.. So damn bad lahs.. haii... lols.. So yea I slack arnd dere.. and slack until I almost fall asleep.. Cuz the study corner was so cooling.. lols.. All the midnight wind.. ah nvmm.. So shiok lahs.. lols..
But then I woke up.. then decided to ride my bicycle again..

Ride and ride.. Then dunno why ride until jovene hse dere again.. Sat at dere for a while .. think about the memories of me and her.. So nice de.. lols.. i still rmb our little quarrels .. Our big quarrels.. how we loved each other so much.. I almost cried. I swear. but I didnt.. I dunno why.. I guess my feelings has Died down somehow afta she said tha she doesnt have feeling for me all this.. Again I felt so DAMN SHAG again lahs.. But then again. Its time to move on...

So i ride my bicycle. Found out 400 plus dere actualli gt some kind of jogging track or wat de.. Now den i know .. lols..

Afta a while . went to 201 . sat and some coffee shop.. Den got this pple wan open shop liaos.. Den they like moving veri heavy tings lidat.. I offered my help. but they dun wan so I just sit dere lohs.. Again.. Feeling so cold lohs.. lols.. den look arnd.. The sun like wan come out dun wan come out lidat.. Den I feel so shag.. tink go hm sua.. lols

Reached hm den blog le norhs.. lols.. Afta that ride my feeling realli did gt betta gemx-- lols.. Okie i almost bang into a car. nt becuz i wanna die or wat la.. Is the stupid car KNN dunno how to drive.. wan turn nv on flash so i jus chiong den he turn and then BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE until so loud.. I shout Knn veri loud back.. liews... Stupid pple.. He still dare look at mi so angry lidat.. If he wan come down I also dun mind lahs.. Cuz My mood realli damn bad.. I dun mind settling it with him .. Cuz seriously he was wrong at first.. I CAN EVEN SUE HIM.. lols..

So yea I ride alone arnd tampines again..
Lonely
I am Mr Lonely
I have nobody to call my own
LOLS lahs..

I have ride arnd tampines in the aftanoon.
I have ride arnd tampines in the night
I have ride arnd tampines in the midnight.
So fun lahs. all in 1 day.. lols
next time try morning.. hahas..like 7-8 plus lidat de shi hou.

Blahs.. It has just gotten more fun lahs.. I now chi dao Shag1/2.. I muz compete wit that Him.. I muz compete wit that Live far far away de guy.. I must compete wit her memories.. Shiok lahs.. I am like the last that she will accept.. and i must slowly climb up the ladder lohs.. Lets all hope it will nt be too late bahs.. lols..

But that stupid live far far away de guy.. keep on ask and ask.. KNN lahs.. play stall game wit mi lahs.. Be fair mahs.. Lols.. pple just break u keep on ask..cannot let her like cool down first de mehs.. SIAO DE ARHS U.. stupid de.. ask ask ask.. lols.. I know u shuai . but then.. Shuai doesnt mean everyting.. Okie i am jealous u r shuai. seriously.. lols.. unlike me =( .

Blahs. I just like that Tai Zi in the MVP qing ren minus the look plus the money lahs..
Like her but den still calmly de listen to her relationship prob all dis..
DUH-- Wei Da lahs.. Tell mi how mani guys in this world can do tat lohs.. lols..
But serriously I hope it wun end like in the MVP >< Cuz Tai Zi didnt get Xiao Xi.. Fuck mans.. Duan Cheng Feng whr gt love Xiao Xi as much as Tai Zi does lohs..

Lols. -Gemx. Hope Fate is nice to me this once lohs.. Just dis once is enuff le.. I just need that abit more luck lahs of cuz. lols..

hahas.. Okie I am done self - amusing/entertaining myself..

I will go and get whateva little slp I can denz.. byes.

..signing off..

K's.

I finally didnt sigh =)

Sians 1/2

2006-01-14T09:00:00.000-08:00

Ahh jus read her blog.. Sians 1/2 liaos.. But its usual for me to have the odds stacked against me.. But i dunno.. She is different ... And First time i zui girls jui until so much shagonisation(The Ultimate level of shagness.. Nick Teach de.. ).. I KNOW.. I MIA for 1 yr le.. Maybe I have lost touch or whateva.. maybe is i forget the xi guan to have another competitor.. A REAL GOOD ONE.. But it seems like he's gonna win.. and it seems that she likes him... Ahh Who knows.. I am also not the type that realli take initiative de.. And I take it slowly when it comes to tings like that.. But that guy is alreadi so far ahead of me le.. Blahs.. I tink I am going out alone lata.. afta she goes to slp.. To breathe some fresh air.. and sort out my mind..

They say u nvr know till the last min..
But I guess . The ans is obvious le bahs..
Dunno. I am oso nt the type that so easily give up de..
But then again..
Like so BHB of mi to continue.
She like hinting me to give it up.
Cuz like I m just the poor man and she's the queen.
Ahh I dunno..

I realli admire how Jh perservere to the end to zui yan han..
Even thou we are brothers I nv realli told him I admired him about it.
And the most ironic part is whenever he wanted to give up. I asked him to perservere on
But now here I am .. Like a fool..
And Jh aint helping at all.. Keep on ask mi dun zui lahs.. WTF
Where's the gu li i need from him ..
Bla..
Be brother until lidat..

sigh nvm..

K's.

... Shag ...

2006-01-14T08:16:00.000-08:00

So yea what a day.. This morning wake up immediately blog le as u all shuld know.. lols..

so ya..

Wanted to ask her out but she is alreadi booked the whole day.. sians.

Eventually she told mi she had some time for me.. But heck.. The story goess lidat..

Life is unfair =(

My mother asked me to bring my sister to some place.. Since I tot no one was at hm . I agreed.
The tingy or event my sista had to went to was arnd 2:30-4..
So yeps she told me her schedule was tight and that we cold meet like mayb between 2 - 3:30. and lik wtf.. I today whole day free except for that time so i had to decline(MUCH TO MY DISMAY =(((( ) Anw.. At arnd 1 or 2 plus.. MY stupid BROTHER ACTUALLI CAME BACK.. wtf.. why the hell didnt he come hm earlier.. so yea. I tot this was mi chance so i asked if i could meet her.. unfortunately.. she is alreadi booked . as usual.. sigh.. So yea.. damn shag.. Dun tink this yr i got tao hua yun.. or maybe Fate is playing a game wit me.. Well.. who knows =)..

So ya since i gt nth to do.. I cycled arnd Tampines alone.. So lonely
Lonely..
I am Mr lonely..
I have nobody to call my own..

At 5 plus. Tian Sheng Sms me tell mi 419 gt pple le. So i cycled there..
I slack at 419 all the way till arnd 8 - 9 plus. I wanted to meet Jh but he was wit Yan Han .. So I had to wait.. So again I cycled arnd Tampines alone again.. So lonely
Lonely..
I am Mr Lonely
I have nobody to call my own..
LOLS>.<

Finally met Jh at arnd 10 lidat.. Den we at 201 slack until 11 plus lidat..
WAtch the soccer match between Manchester City and Manchester United.
final results Man city 3 : 1 Man U
Man U lost.. HURRAY. That team ended Chealsea undefeated streak and they tot they veri seh.. wtf.. Noob.. they didnt go past the UEFA Qualifyin round for the first time in like the last 7-10 Season
So yea. I and Jh had a game.
We would both Sms her. and see hu she replied first.. It was a best out of 3
Jh won the first round. I clapped in admiration.. and frustration..
I won the 2nd round.. This time I asked her out tml.. I tot i would be earlier .but wtf i was lata den her mum.. her mum had alreadi asked her out.. Sigh.. Lidat oso can.
And then came the last rnd.. And DAMN. Jh won it.. look at his face and I promise I slap until he turn 2 round.. I felt so shagged . I jus went hm frustrated.. And Shagged..
Haii..

So Yea.. Came hm at anrd 12 lidat bahs.. I cycled alone b4 going home.. Cuz I was shagged and didnt want to go hm that early yet.. Den i kiasu kiasu ask her out on valentine day.. So bhb of mi. I know. cuz I will have to queue up to go out wit her on that day de. At least I got a queue no. le.. Lols. Anw.. Here I am blogging.. Blahs..

Fate is cruel to me =(

2006 is nt my year..

Sigh..

K's

... Bla ...

2006-01-13T17:51:00.000-08:00

bla.. Dis stupid com died on mi last nite.. Lucki dis morning i wake up and it was okie AGAIN.. whew..

SO yea i had to blog now.. In the morning

So sch was ytd.. It was okie I tink.. nth much to talk about in sch..

SO yea afta sch .. I mh jun li and james slack at KFC until 3 before we decided to go james hse and slack instead.. Upon reaching his house we found out that his father was at hm and asked us to fasta run.. wtf.. SO yea. they decided to come to my house to slack instead.. sians

Jh oso appeared suddenly..

So yea afta slacking for a while. I went to bathe and when I came out. They told me my mother was back.. I told them "TALK COCK" den when i went into the room. TO MY SURPRISE. she was dere -.- . lols.. So yea afta bathing . I and Jh went to his hse. cuz we were meeting some girls lata..

So yea walk to Jh hse. Slack abit of here and dere.. Den went to meet Yan Li , Yuki and Sharifah.. blahs.. We arrived at arnd 5 plus.. Yan Li arrived EVEN LATER.. lols

so yea walk walk arnd.. Then we were stuck at long john for a long period of time.. Cuz Yan Li wanted Long john and Yuki wanted KFC. I jh and sharifah stayed neutral.. And they somehow had to use scissors paper stone to settle it. lols.

Blahs. So afta awhile.. They both finally agreed on LOng John.. Yan Li wanted ti ask tis guy de no. but dun dare.. I didnt realli care much cuz i was smsing.. So suay.. tampines onli gt 2 long john. And we can be in 2 diff one. sigh... Fate wasn't realli on my side ytd. cuz I wanted to ask her out to watch movie on the same night. but in the afternoon. the fren alreadi ask le. wtf.
I am a little too late again.. I guess sigh..

So yeps.. I went Hm at arnd 10 plus in the end.. the girls went back at 8 plus.. I wanted to pei those girls hm but Jh didnt have ez link so yea we had to say bye to them on the interchange.

So I and Jh continued slacking until arnd 9:45 den we went to meet jh stead and Diana..

anw. The Mini Melt Ice cream nt nice de.. I and Jh wan chocolate keep pressing dun hav de.. They onli have the bubblegum flava left.. Lols.. And bubblegum aint my flava..

So yeps. If any of u saw 2 stupid guy sitting outside cheers like some damn desperados .. That would be Mi and Jh.. As expected those girls were late.. lols.. Anw I and Jh had a game. bla.. It was sort of a survey actualli. lols.. The result. err.. NEed I say more?.. lols

Bla.. Someone said it was damn chore to be my stead.. but of cuz to me.. she is perfect. lols..

Anw.. Tis stupid com died on mi ytd. Lik I said.. It was my brother fault again.. He was lucki this morning could be used again.. I think I am gonna ban him frm the com alreadi. Unless I supervise him .. Lols.. Which means no maple for him.. aww 3rd job upgrade is out . and he cant play unless i supervise.. lols..

Sians.. She suddenly stopped smsing me just lidat. and i tot wat happened..
lols. It was lata revealed this morning she fell asleep.. Ahh overall. This is a bad year for me. somehow.

Life is Unfair.

Bad start good ending?? Blahs. I oso need someone to help me make it happen mahs..

..sigh..

K's

... What a day ...

2006-01-12T07:31:00.000-08:00

...

Woke up this morning and prepared myself for school.. I have alreadi prepared money to go buy a top up card lata.. So yeps.. on the way to sch.. I bought a card..

I wanted to scratch the pin ting myself but james wanted to help me.. So yea.. afta calling for a while .. I just couldnt get the ting rite.. eventually dat pin no. got suspended.. its was lata found out that james didnt do a good job.. that stupid ass.. lols...

So yeps. I called Starhub and sounded innocent. like i didnt know anyting.. anw upon calling starhub service customer .. It was damn irritating..

At first.
A very old lady
Welcome to starhub customer service hotline:For English please press 1.. I immediately press 1
Den a young lady voice appeared
For mobile services press1
For cable tv services press 2
For maxonline services press 3
For Idd. and other international calling services press 4
For Starhub rewards loyalty program press 5
I pressed 1
For enquiry on 3g services press 5
For blackberry. G mobile press 6 ( wat the hell )
For Epl harbour pack press 7 ( another wtf )
For Lost of mobile phone press 1. ( like they are gonna give us a new one?)
For berry enquries press 2 ( berry?)
For promotions press 3
For fax demands service press 4 (HECK fax???)
I press 1
The older woman voice came back again..
For prepaid services press 3
For puk code press 4
For voicemail press 5
For lost of mobile phone press 1
To speak to a a customer care consultant press 0
I Got fed up with the stupid tingy and immediately speak to the customer care consultant..
Even the consultant was damn F up.. She ask me alot of question . as if she was gonna help me top up.. den afta like 5 min talk.. She ask me go Tm starhub shop. They will help me.. Those pple just wasted my time..
Just listening to those craps wasted my another 5 mins.. Total 10 mins . and nth was done..

Anw Sch was Okie.. So i shall nt blog about it.. Cuz its jus the usual neighbourhood sch life..
During chem there was onli like 10 pupils in the class.. The others was send out cuz we didnt have our sec 3 notes.. DAmn.. and i was one of the 20 .. Lucki E5 Wasnt in the class thou.. IF not sia suay like mad.. lols.. but overall it was a nice slacking session.

AFter school . We had a Fun NE Exam + Game , Melvin , James and I was the first 3 to complete the game. But of cuz I got the highest among the 3 of us.. Hehz..

Oh yea Did i tell u about recess.. . Melvin was talking to his stead.. Den when his stead said that word.
"Okie lohs u go buy thing eat le"
I swear I felt Motherly love coming out of trisha
LOLS
I know its exaggerating but its true.
and yesh.. this kind of ting happen in Jie-Di-Lian

Anw afta all the ting. I went to the starhub shop with James. Afta wasting another like 15 mins of my time.. They said they would help me top up the card in the next 24 hr time.. IT was 3 plus jus now.. and now its like alreadi 12 thats like 9-10 hrs alreadi. and my card is still not topped up.. That shows the efficiency of starhub.. ahh i hope they top it up asap.. Because I wanna sms her.. lols.

Cant go out the whole day cuz it was raining..

So bored. I stil haven done my work..

Yea i tink i will stop here today..

take care..

blahs..

does she like me?

I dunno

..sigh..

signing off

K's

-- LALALA --

2006-01-11T08:24:00.001-08:00

blahs..

Woke up quite late today.. I was extremely tired.. I slept at arnd 3:30 last nite.. It was a miracle i didnt realli fall asleep during lessons.. I almost fell asleep in FN but the teacher SHOUT mi back to this world.. blahs..

hahs. I didnt complete my maths homework too and jh , mh and james were so nice to wait for me. lols.. Afta i completed we went to mac to eat. slack. and chat. By the way.. About all this twit ting that is going on or whatsoeva. I have decided to for the first time blog like a twit.. so here goes..

shoo yepxx .. we went hmx at arnd 3 plus lidat norhxx. shoo tired nehss.. hehz.. I reached home i orh orh a while norhxx denz playz da com for a whilex.. hehex..

AHH stupid.. i am so tired even jus writing this line. I wonder how those pple write like this EVERYDAY.. i truly admire themm. hahas.. I will blog like a twit tml den..

Anw. went to tuition at arnd 6..

Reached home at arnd 8 plus.. wait so long for her to come online. lols. She finally did at arnd 10.. lols..

Finally.. She knows.. hahas.. Although it wasnt that perfect the way i tell her about it.. ( I was shy ok.. ) lols..

and yesh.. I have to agree with what she said.. I hope she doesnt despise me thou.. Even thou I admit. I am nothing compared to her others suitor.. but i still hope she will gimme a chance. hehz.. Well I dunno.. I just feel for her.. somehow..

and seriously.. when pple got relationship probs. they talk to mi.. but now.. who can i ask for help ?!? well I dunno. lols..

but then again.. I want it to be perfect.. just like that.. hehz

I dunno..

Maybe its her looks ..
Maybe its her height..
Maybe its the way she make me smile even thou I am down..
Maybe its the way my mind just thinks about her..
Maybe its how my mouth just shuts when I talk to her..
Maybe its how my face blushes when I talk to her..

Well. All things are possible..

and yesh.. Finally I got the heavy burden out of my mind.. She no feeling for her ex le..
I REJOICED but it seems so mean somehow. hahas.

..lalala..

..I am still single =(..

..hahas..

..signing off..

K's

zZz...

2006-01-10T08:03:00.000-08:00

Yeps.. I didnt sleep last nite.. but now I am still nt sleepy whatsoeva..

The Whole night did howeva gave me some time to sort my feelings out.

I finally truly knew the reason why i broke up..
If she hadn't said that. I would still love her..
But the momment she said that the feelings was gone..
My heart turn numbed..
I don't know why i didnt cry..
But Yesterday night I finally did..

Well

So yea made up my mind.. I guess i wun be wit her again.. lols.. Its time to move on . and i am getting along fine with it.. Even thou I know life will nv be the same without her..

SO yea today went out with Yan Li , Yuki and Yumi today.. It was damn fun... They made me feel so shy.. hahas.. lols.. they were nice to hang out with.. whats more.. we are going out again THIS FRIDAY.. woohoo.. lols..

We walked around TM for a while .. slack at tampines until around 5 then they decided to go to pasir ris.. walk walk a while.. I said i wanted to go back to meet my fren at tamp.. I SHULDNT HAVE SAID THAT CUZ THEY WANTED TO FOLLOW.. SIGH!!

Damn.. I felt a great sense of danger bringing them there.. Its like "Put lamb into tiger's mouth" If u all get wat i mean. But they insisted.. and i had to bring dem over.. =(

Upon reaching dere.. Everyone starts to get shy.. Kok Huat especially. Lols.. He look so funni..
Nvm about that... The Whole Idea was about Yan Li.. Afta they left, Everyone wanted her number.. Blahs.. As if i would give.. I mean I know them.. And I know they didnt just wanted to be just friends with her. Unlike me.. Lols.. but its true.. zZz.. Hahas.. I gotta admit Yan Li is beautiful.. and guys owaex get smitten by her charm, I admit me too.. but those guys.. are just. hahas.. u know how those above 17 guys tink.. All they want is that.. ahh fuck.. as if i am gonna lead Yan Li to her doom.. SO yea.. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BRING ANY GIRL THERE.. LOLS.. and i surely wun bring "her" if i get to be wit her one day.

Ahh If only she knew who she was.. lols.

So yea. I came home at arnd 11.. I slack at 419 until like arnd 10:45 den slowly walk home.. I still feel deeply apologetic for not sending those girls home..

..

Well..

I Have let too mani chances slip past right past my hands..

sigh...

...Thats the story of my life...

Signing off...

Lalalala~~

k's..

--- shag ---

2006-01-09T07:58:00.000-08:00

I have suddenly started to like the song feng - by jay chou.. i can repeat it many times and still not get bored of it.. I feel that this song has some hidden meanings and I am still trying to find out what..

This whole day is damned bad..

I slept veri late ytd.. Afta a stupid ending by jiang shi 3 on channel 8. i proceeded to reading mi book den slp.. I couldnt slp thou.. alot of tings were on my mind.. Eventually afta a disturbing nite in my head.. i finally went to slp at arnd 3-4 plus

Sch startin early doesnt help either.. I woke up at 6:20 plus cuz i needed to help james and we must reach sch by 7am.. The cold weather didnt help neither..

Sch started and I must hold a bunch of newspapaer while singing national anthemm.. DAMN!..

Upon reaching in class.. It was lata found out that there was a short circuit in our classroom.. OF all classrom .. OURS... and i lost most of my stuff that was under my table.. like my ten year series.. It was lucki that i still had my eng file thou..

Class were okie throughout the whole day

I couldnt concentrate.. I felt stressed up the whole day.. esp during F&N LEsson.. I was basically shagged out...

Mr Ranjit is nice these few days..

so it was recess. afta recess. It was mother tounge.. thank goodness..

I sat beside yuki and I talked to her about my probs.. She did gimme some pts of advice.. but it still didnt realli helped cure my mixed - up mind..

I am still 100% shagged..

The rest of the lesson was fine.. so i will skip dem...

End OF sch.. Go Long john eat wit mh , jh daniel, Jun Li and one guy frm daniel and mh class. if i am nt wrong the name is devlin or wat...

Still yea nth interesting happened dere..

Went Home .. suay siaos... I boarded my bus.. den gt this 2 girls that i know.. den i dun dare say hi or wateva.. made me feel so pai seh... Cuz Cherie used to do some shit to dem.. ITS A long story and I dun wanna talk about it.

Go to card shop at 419.. Slack here and dere.. Den come home.. still feeling extremely shagged and tired.. I wanna ride my bicycle now.. And feel the wind on my body. If possible I wanna ride ride far far away..

Overall its been a shagged day..

I talked to Geraldine Lee about my feelings too.. she couldnt help too. I suddenly felt lik i was a freak cuz I havent felt like dis for a long time..

Sometimes I wish I could just let out all the unhappines in me. Sadly. I cant.

I wish she knew about my feelings.

Sadly. She doesnt

Under this laughter of mine hides my tear.

Life is unfair..

And I am owaex a little too late..

Well.. Thats the story of my life..

until then

signing off .
k's

..sighs..

--- my day ---

2006-01-08T07:01:00.000-08:00

Yea so It has been raining this whole day and it has finally stopped now!

so hmmm did nth much today.. I slack at hm until at arnd 3 plus.. den I went to TM. wit my family.. So Yea . we walked arnd. and i bought a black shirt..

I had mi dinner at arnd 5 plus... I didnt finish it. cuz at arnd 6 i went to meet bernice..

we kai kai a while den go home le..

didnt know she lived 4 stops away from me.. and i tot her condo was inside inside.. lols.. - Now i know..

ahh i reached hm at arnd 7:30.. den slack at hm.. found out i no graph paper do mi hw DAMN!..

went to her blog.. sigh..

I don't know if she still love him
I don't know if I can take his place
Should I go for it
Or
Should I stay
Seriously I don't know

I don't even know what I am feeling.
I am on the right track but on the wrong train

..sigh..

yeps

That's her
Does she know.

bla..

signing off..

ks

Some Liansters sucks...Definitely

2006-01-07T07:34:00.000-08:00

How shall i start off with this post..

I dunno .. SO i will go rite to the storey..

It was 8 plus.. I was at 419 slacking... just at the bubble tea shop wit mi friends.. Then came along some Ah Lians.. Hugging each other frantically like they haven't seen each other FOR YEARS!!!. the truth was . they just met each other ytd ( I eavesdropped ).. So yea they were also smoking.. NOW I TRULY admire how this ah lian smoke... They 2 or 3 or 4 .. i dunno were sharing this 1/4 left ciggratte.. dey smoke and smoke i nv care i talk wit mi frens .. 10 mins lata i turn back.. they were still on it.. wat the fuck.. HOW THE HELL ARE THEY SMOKING.. a 1/4 left ciggrate and they can make the full use of it until lidat.. DAMN HIONG.. lols.. if it was me and my frens.. 2 of us can kao dim in less den 5 mins.. lols....

So yeps I went back to the uncle shop dere... They were playing the game bluff inside.. i looked .. afta a while I joined in and we played DAi dee... AFter a few match.. we go outside and slack den we saw the lianster quarreling wit a uncle and auntie and their two daughters.. We at dere hehz got show watch le.. (okie i know its mean) afta a while we buay tahan. . go to those fight den ask wat happen.. den we ask wat happened...

The story was like this.. this 2 parents accused this bunch of liansters that they assaulted their daughter.. We dun realli lk those liansters so naturally we sided with the parents..

the conversation goes like dis.. We were involved then

Parents: My daughters recognise u all.. why u all beat her..!!
ah lians: Eh your daughter look wrong alreadi lah. knn.. today our first time here!!
WE:Eh dun talk cock. we always see u all here
Parents:Ya so why u lie say first time here huh
ah lians:We nv even see ur daughter b4.. how to beat her(obviously tryin to change topic)
Parents:Lidat why she say u all beat her
Ah lians:she mad one
Parents:Den Why just now saw us u all wanna run?
AH lians: we want go home liaos..
Daughters: U all dare den dun run.. stand here.. We call the police..
Ah lians : ahh call la.. we want go home liaos
we: DUn hum la.. beat alreadi dun dare admit...
Ah lians: WE nv beat la..

Den afta a while this and that .. the family decided to give up cuz those liansters keep denying
They hold up the phone .and the ah lians fasta run..
. lols.. Den we talk to the parents for a while.. Den I say those liansters onli sec 2 3 or 4 onli ( I know some of dem ) den she say she call police they oso can be charged for underage smoking ( I felt guilty) lols.. and afta a while more.. dey left

afta dat. some wanted to go fisherman village to drink.. some go home.. I wanted to follow them to fisherman village.. BUT I NT OLD ENUFF TO DRINK.. DAmn it sucks to be young.. lols..

So yea..

Sigh..

I just want to take my time to know her..
I am still sorting out my feelings..
So I truly hope she will just let me take my time
Like I said.. I am different from other guys =x

Ahh Its nice to be poetic or wateva once in a while.

Anw.. i got tournament tml..

i tink i betta stop here.. blahs...

.. I'm single ..

Sigh..

So is she. lols..

bla..

signing off..

- - - Princess - - - A chinese tall story

2006-01-06T06:37:00.000-08:00

So Yeaps.. My title..

This is a place called princess..

Some of u may know whr it is.. some wun..

But anw.. its located just right beside bedok interchange..

So yea.. I will start my blog

This happened ytd

Rite after sch.. Jh came to mi hse Wait for mi to change.. then immediately we went to his hse.. he changed.. and yesh we were rdy to go!

We Were going to meet Jing Wen, Zhi Kuang, Soon Hui, Ming Han and Jun Li - The time to meet was 2:30

So yeaps I and Jh reached just in time.. 2:30 was the timing..

Jing Wen was the next to arrive..

Then was Ming Han and Jun Li

Lastly Zhi Kuang and Soon Hui..

Anw.. yeah.. we planned to watch a movie ( A chinese Tall story )..

As u all know princess has nt been having a good business nowadays. So being the good guys that we always have been.. We went and support both morally and physically(with our money) Princess..

Upon Entering.. We could immediately hear songs. Songs for pple that are waiting in the cinema.. Those stupid asses frm dunno wat sch.. Looks so happi to have hear the song.. The song was Jian chi dao di.. Those stupid asses was singing along with it.. We didnt.. cuz first of all .. It was pirated.. Secondly.. IT WASNT EVEN AH DU THAT SANG IT.. WTF... Cheapo cinema.. oops.... Even the chair Sux.. My whole body is still aching after the show.. DAMN!

So yea The show started off well.. It was Funni.. I lik the visual effect.. It was cool.. Lik warcraft 3.. Blast i love dose 3D images.. However i gotta admit the story plot sux..
SOme aliens came in and said that the Egypt Pyramids were built by dem as transmitter..
I mean Fuck.. Cants our own human civilisation build something as grand as that... Why is it alien all the time. oh wellz.. lols..

The whole story plot sucks. somehow.. Sun wu kong actualli lose to some Demon Command.. Oh wells.. sun wu kong aint that great sometimes.. i gotta admit.. lols.. so yea.. I onli saw the 3 disciple for the starting of the show and the ending of the show..

Gayish Triptaka Xie Ting Feng was on the screen 24/7.. lols..For once sun wukong isnt the STAR.. lols.

So yea.. I will skip the whole story part. cuz i tink i slept during the middle part.. It was boring. u cant blame mi .. rite ?? lols.. so yea.. The ending sux... The bhudda came up and wear Big DIAMond earings.. Oh no wait.. Big isnt the word. ITS HUGE..!!! Now we know whr all the temple offerings go to .. hmmmm>!! lols .. I kid I kid.. - No offence meant..

Anw.. The Story sux.. Everyting Looks fake even though the visual effect is nice.. Its lik ther is an advance type of demon command.. there is just those low life monster imps.. an advanced civilisation of human or whateva.. some stupid Gods hu died when they kena a punch.. hahas..

So Yea Nth much realli.

Just wanna tell my readers.. cheap tings sux.. Sometimes..

lols..

Anw.. I was reading tru blogs when i passed by clarice blog.. One Line I saw in the post made me feel extremely pissed somehow..

the line goes like this.

"Lost Jh,Ks and Mh" Adapted from clarice blog.

For more info pls refer to mi blog below.. Her blog doesnt explain clearly what happened..

Okie so yeps- I felt pissed cuz yea It may me jh and mh sound like Some stupid asshole that just wandered off like some stupid idiots in the esplanade.. FOR GOODNESS SAKE... Just write

"Pang Seh Jh,ks and mel"

Pls dun use the word Lost instead.. It sound so much nicer.. and so much more degrading to us..

and yea.. the answer to my riddle is well..

The similiarity between a dustbin and a class call 4E1 in Tpss..

They Both contain TRASH!- Hmmm the trash is meant to be use as a singular form actualli .. i dun wanna attack the class.. lols... Since there isnt any plural form for trash.. Well sorry

Trash like... Now Lets not say names... That aint nice =)

My Day.

2006-01-05T07:43:00.000-08:00

I guessed I am too shag to blog about anyting

I mean who would after dis shit happens

So yea I just wanna leave a riddle for my readers

Whats the similarity between a dustbin and 4E1 of Tampines Secondary..

Think about it.. until then.. well bye..

That's It

2006-01-05T07:37:00.000-08:00

So Hmmm Yea..

Its Over..

I didnt know I would take it so easily

But Yea after 1 yr and 5 days..

Its finally over between her and me..

That's It

New Year?? Bla

2006-01-04T05:45:00.000-08:00

Well so yea .. Its the first week of the new year..

So Since Its new year.. Its a fresh start.. Its a brand new beggining.. Wu ha wateva..

At least thats what pple said..

So now let mi carefully analyse New Year to u..

1.The Earth has finally finished 1 whole revolution around the sun

2.Its Another one of those days that allow pple to stay at hm and sleep (another labour day maybe?)

3.Another reason to hug and kiss at the countdown..

4.Alright basically Its just another day..

So yea Why is New Year still such a grand event that pple go to countdown for

The Answers

well

1.The Believe in a New Year and fresh new start

2.They have nth betta to do

3.Its just another excuse to be out..

Believe me.. I do not have any grudge about new year or anyting.. but seriously... When u look at it.. New Year. Its just another day

New Year ... A new start???

Yea .so maybe New Year is a new start.. but then again.. let me give u some eg..

New start.. hah??

you have been diagnosed that you have contracted Aids or any other life threatening diseases..
New year comes...

U are still down with the disease..

how?

cry lahs

U owe Loansharks a big sum of money... The interest keeps increasing...
New year come

The interest is still there.. I am afraid..

Anw.. The list goes on

So what can I say.. New year Is just another day.. I guess.. I mean The world still revolve around the sun rite..

U still live as per normal.. nothing in your life has changed.. so what make new year so special..

Seriously.. I don't know..

...

New Year Revolution

2006-01-03T03:53:00.000-08:00

Its New Year.. And Yesh .. I am back(somehow) to blog and carry on the legacy of my blog..

So since its new year.. wat betta way to start it off with how i spent my new year..

-Here Goes-

I guess i have started spending my new year day earlier than most of you.. cuz i started at arnd 8 plus..

With my buddy Jia Hao and Ming Han.. Melvin was supposed to be included.. but somehow he cant.. and used the oldest trick in the book.. "his mum dun let" Heh creativity??

So yeah.. we had 3 bikes 1 of them was my sis.. it was a damn f up bike. i dun understand how she rides it.. The bike was one of the cause of our misery.. yesh MISERY even in a new year day.. (sigh)

So we started off strong and full of excitement and spirit.. Having my sister bike doesnt help boost the spirit. it jus dampen it. anw.. we ride on..

we ride to bedok.. and immediately we were full of complains against my sis bike.. we tried to ask for assistance by calling pple to lend us spanner..

Of cuz our first choice was melvin since he said his mum did nt let him out.. we called and somehow he was in some place in town... mh asked to him to call hm to ask anyone at hm to lend us the spanner.. Somehow i and jh hab alreadi guessed the answer.. and yesh .. the answer was Nope!. so well we had to bear wit it.. and continued riding the bike..

I do not want to comment anyting on our pit stop at 85 market. as nth much happened dere. jus slacking.. and more slacking..

we rode on... we followed the Mrt Tracks.. in fact i didnt know we were following it.. seriously i dun.. i jus knew jh keep asking mi to ride along the road. I just followed.. in a unexpected turn of events.. we reached kallang mrt station . that was fast somehow.. but mi shagness was about to begin.. Mh couldnt tahan mi sis bike anymore. so i had to take over.. it was hell .. we rode along this stretch of road which seems neverending.. somehow we rest at some pit stop again.. and rested for 15 min..

15min later.. We return to our journey again.. anw. during dis break.. melvin called and said he maybe joining us.. okie so he said he would call us back later... ( It nvr happened )

Anw upon reaching Geylang.. We eventually borrowed a spanner from a taxi uncle.. The bike was made easier to ride but it wasnt much of a diff.. for comfort . we had to use more strength. sigh.. during this time.. saskoonin(bernice) called us.. and said alot of crap about wanting to meet or wateva.. I just knew melvin was following them. and damn wat was all the crap about his mum nt letting him out..craps... I think readers u roughly get the idea.. anw.. we rode on to lavender then to bugis.. then to city hall.. It was by no mean a great feat to us as we had travelled from tampines to city hall.. I felt veri seh(power) along the way.. lols..so we finally reached city hall.. it was cool .. somehow as ther were other bikers too.. and so we finally find a place to park our bike.. and called saskoonin.. They were still at paya lebar or wateva it is called.. and so we performed a miracle.. Bicycle faster than train..

I was wearing veri sloppily .. damn... dis isnt any way to appear in front of crowds.. anw it was betta than wearing orange i guess.. Orange is lik the duh. the u know wat i mean..

Anw.. so they finally reached.. There was lik so mani ppl accompanying bernice and clarice.. hmmm jessica and her stead was okie.. jessica brother and weijie somehow sux in some way.. AHH and there he was melvin saying he was intending to give us a surprise.. . Okie so i was surprised.. surprised to see that he was able to come out when he told us his mum didnt let him..

anw.. So an hr or so passed arnd the esplanade.. we jus stood dere lik idiots.. doing nth... and it was then I gave bernice nicknames.. hahas.. anw. its a secret why and what i call her (hush hush).. Okie so out of nowhere suddenly.. Christopher appeared... and i was tinking why the hell are pple appearing.. I tot it was onli bernice and clarice and mayb mel over the phone.. okie so maybe we are extras.. somehow??? but at least we were ASKED!. okies.. so nvm.

Enuff of that.. So we were talking about how to quench our thirst and jh being the street smarts one was the leader. our destination was city link 7-11.. Everyting was still fine.. Anw afta while we split into 2 grps. becuz we lost jh somehow.. . And ther christoper with his antics to chee hong wit girls again.. i felt pissed jus by lookin at him.. Anw enuff said and done.. we meet up with Jh and mh again.. dis time i tot finally we could get to 7-11 so we said take the escalator up. and i was sure that they followed. Taking the escalator prove to be fatal somehow.. i couldnt believe my eyes when i saw them run away.. yesh RUN!!! they were afraid we would go down and play stupid tag games with dem. we didnt. and could care less fuck about dem.. Wat disappointed mi,mh and jh the most was that melvin ran too... ( And I tot we 4 were best frends) sigh.. So we kena kan by the police.. and we decided to stop playin games and called bernice.. We tot she was more trustworthy.. . okie so we called she answered. but instead we were greeted by a familiar voice. Melvin. we asked him whr he was. he said dunno.. everyting he oso dunno.. all he know is that there is tall building in town... Well if it was a dumb joke i tink he has qualified cuz dat amused mi for lik 0.1 sec? Anw i shuld hav guessed the whole idea was done by christoper and wei jie.. and mayb mel. cuz he was laughing when he was amusing us..

and so we decided to ride back home.. okie. when riding back... we did lots of self reflection.. on friendshiip etc..

it was a long journey home becuz we were lost as we felt damn shagged and dulan...

we jus ride on anyhow...

we were lost in bendemeer road damn that place. anw New Year 2006 was also the first time i drank red bull.. so damn nice hahas... blahs...

on the lost part u can refer to mh and jh blog..

i reached home at 6.30 and immediately slept in the living room .. i couldnt care less.. hahas

It was fun spending new year wit mi frens

but getting chao sai lidat... will my year be a happy one?

Damn those assholes..

The list goes on..

but for now..

Christoper is on top =)

i am back

2005-10-02T08:11:00.000-07:00

Tadah. faithful readers of k's blog.. i am back.. muacks.. thank you . i kno mani of u have missed mi blog entry alot.. ( hehz. i tink too much)

so wat betta way to reward dem wit another update of mi blog..

ytd..

yesterday i went to eat wit mi family on 201 dere.. so ya.. we suay siao pick dis place .. at first dere was a bunch of drinkin ass beside us .. got 5 .. 4 was okie.. the youngest among dem (cuz got black hair) knn kum gong damn noisy ... SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT!!! . fuck up seh.. afta a while.. more suay siao ting happen another bunch of wanna drink de ah pei sit beside us. so in the end. its lik . left also drunkards. rights also.. okie .. so u kno got dose beer auntie. hu look ugli pour beer de. okie la. nt realli dat ugli. so so for an auntie.. den i see dem touch the auntie boobs.. omg.. den auntie lik wan push oso cannot push so sad. dose lao tico.. den dey fightin over dis younger lookin de auntie.. knn shout here shout dere den keep touchin dere pv(private parts) lols.. anw.. i fasta eat. and i fasta go le.. haha while i turn back dey still quarrelin and touchin the auntie boobs. heh..

i am so tired now.. i tml blog somethin more saddening.. i alreadi got teh idea.. i promise i will update bye..

--- REINCARNATION ---

2005-09-26T08:44:00.000-07:00

Yesh.. Today readers.. i am gonna write about mi most diverse blog post eva.. mi most daring one up to date.. (jus like the da vinci code)..

I would like to state dat the below post dat i am gonna type meant no offence to buddishm out dere in the world.. pls correct mi if i am wrong .. (tag mi)

so yesh.. it all started when mi mother started visitin temple FREQUENTLY. for some reason. she even spent $80 on a piece of robe. (dose dat monks wear) . omg.. lik hell 80 dollar.. so ex. enuff last mi for months sia. so yeps. continue. and she started bringin books back. u kno dose books dat talk about buddishm, reincarnation and karma etc de. sho yesh.

i am gonna pin point out one part reincarnation.. personally i tink dis does not happen .. I am gonna list mi reasons belows.

1. dey say dis life is a reflect of wat u were in past lives.. dat means. if u were mean to others in ur past live.. in dis life. u will owaex get bulli at etc.. u get wat i mean.. okie .. so if eventualli everyone get bullied and when they reincarnate. dey become good person.. HOW MANI ARE THERE TO GO ARND.
as in u frm mean --> to get bullied at ---> good life.. good person

so if everyone gets to last stage .. hu will be mean. and hu will get bullied. hmmm. u get mi point..

2. Humans if dey do wrong ting will kena banished into 18th lvl of hell.. or wat de.. For goodness sake.. HUMAN POPULATION IS INCREASIN. so if for example everyting works arnd reincarnation.. and for each century. 100th person goes to the 18th lvl. dere shuld be a decrease instead of increase rite =x

3. It has been scientifically proven dat b4 humans are born . dier cells are actualli frm the wriggly sperm and the egg frm the woman.. okie so i assume we are sperm first.. hell we reincarnate as sperm??!?!? wat the.. and yesh during Intercourse. (now u are readin rite heh) billions of sperms is released .. and onli one or two at the most 8 fertilise the egg.. wat about the rest. dey go back to hell to reicarnate as sperm again? and yesh .. guys dat pcc (for girls hu dunno wat is pcc ask ur stead or boy friends ... for boys hu dunno wat is pcc. u can go fuck urself) .. okie. . so during this time. got a lot of sperm come out.. knn afta dey come out.. die go back hell again?. i dun get itx =X... provided we are egg den when we reincarnate.. dat means we die every 1 month.. WTF!!. dis is insane..

okie. the above statements i made are just part of mi thinkin and corrections are welcome.. thank you for reading and pls dun report mi to the police...

.. posts..

2005-09-26T08:32:00.000-07:00

afta so mani days.. i am finally back to update.. look at mi blog counter it has reach 100 muahaha.. finally. (I couldnt keep track as blog patrol was down for days even thou they said 36 hrs =.= liars) So yeps.. i hav oso found out less pple is visitin mi blog per day. so to keep mi faithful cum loyal cum lovable avid reader of mi blog. i hav decided to UPDATE..

muahahas.. today went tru . social studies paper I am top ^^ anw.. lik hell .. I couldnt get distinction nt becuz I from tpss okies.. is i didnt kno dat skill until frday.. so . i wanna prove old bernard wrong .. show him distinction.. omg. wat am i tinking ..sians.. so ya.. today is mi lao po shen ri(birthday).. ZHU Ta sheng ri kuai le.. Happi birthday to her.. we nvr celebrate cuz today ORAL EXAM.. wahaha. oral examination is so fun. okie dun xiang Y =.= u dirty minds out dere.. anw. i was the 2nd last (thx i wasnt the last. i hab a phobia of being alone in a room) lols. jk.. sho ya.. i made the mistake again. i NVR CHANGE =( . I read wit expression but TOO FAST. teacher hab been sayin dat to mi for yrs . and i am still the same hais.. at least pic description i shut him up cuz i said too mani tings. =\ he didnt have a chance to talk WEE!!..

i did badly for mi common test.. haishh. haishh.. hope Sa2 can pull mi up.. dAMN dose stupid bio plants subjects. made mi fail . i got all correct for blood section and all wrong for plant section lol.. which result in a 10/25 marks.. YIKES!!

Anw.. did u all watch fa yi X dang an. its so sad.. zhi cong love xin xin.. i kno.. i kno. haish..

why didnt xin xin believe HIM!!!. (i knew he wasnt the one since start)

sometimes when a hab a person dear to u. hold dem close. cherish dem.. or u will regret afta u lose dem.. or when u wrong or misunderstood dem.. . .yeps. i kno . dis kind of tings is owaex writtin all over msn nicks.. or personal msg.. since p5-6 i have seen nick lik dis.. LIK HELL . p5-6 and u tell mi u understand love.. fuck off. its not as if everyone is the same as mi.. hahas. ^^

continue of mi previous post

2005-09-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

regarding dat part about the world being unfair.. Dis is another good example..

i kingston khoo . have sort of passed all mi sub for ca2. okie . mi mother did not reward mi or praise mi. or wateva. no one in mi family did. its okie.. i am okie wit it..

james poh. mi buddy. failed 5 subjects and his mom wanna buy him 1 new hp, 1 new mp3 and 1 new x Box.. if he promotes to E next yr.. KNN.. fucked up.. wat the hell is dis.. its like so simple to go to 4E . so is god fair. i for one. do not hp.. do not hab mp3 . and no ps 2 or wateva etc.. so is god fair or wat.. knn .. SOMEONE GET MI A CHOPPER

AHh - life.

2005-09-19T08:13:00.001-07:00

Yesh today i am touching on a veri sensitive topic to choose and yesh it is life. --

first of all.. i wanna say.. if dere is god .. den god is unfair.. cuz basically. God created us in a way so dat life becomes unfair.. Okie. mayb some pple would beg to differ frm mi and say . HEY! u choose ur own life and ask mi nt to blame god or whateva and whateva rites. If anyone is to blame.. Blame yourself. ya dis kind of crap . i hav heard too mani times. now let mi move on to the tings dat we cant change..

1. --Money--
AHh so dis is it . the introduction of currency.. is sometimes unfair to pple i guess . its like why is some pple so rich . and why u are poor. u can say well . i worked hard for it.. but guess wat. some pple ARE MORE HARDWORKING then the rich . but wat. luck and fate love to pplay wit pple.. some pple can at hm shake leg. go but toto . 4d wateva. AND GUESS WAT DEY WON A BILLION MAYB A ZILLION DOLLARS. and some pple slog dier life out to work and jus cant reach a million dollars even till death..

2. --Babies--
okie dis is more sensitive. seriously u cant choose where to be born. or be child to whom . cuz if dere was a choice. everyone would wanna be donald's trump children. lols. so ya some pple are born to poor family - lik mi.. some are born to rich-- so yea.. are we given a choice. NO. do we hav a choice of where to be.. NO. so pls.. dun look down on pple lik mi.. but seriously sometimes pple lik mi i understand . hab bigger ego. cuz we wanna make up the hole in our pockets..

3. Gambling
lalala. dis is all about luck. seriously i dun tink any skill is needed win.. so yea dis is another part abt where u do nt hab any choice. and where unfairness plays a part again. lik Dai dee game.. some pple get good cards and some pple get lousy de.. dats how life are..

4. Studies..--
Okie so Edison once said. Succes is 1%genius and 99%hard work.. well lies.. cuz the human brain are designed in a way dat pple are supposed to be betta den other in some aspects of life.. lik some are betta in science and some are betta in Maths.. wells mayb if u worked hard and studied u can pass. bt sometimes nt realli wat. cuz if everyone works hard. do you tink dere will be such ting as jobs. jobs are dere to utillise our talents. if everyone is the same . den everyone could do ting for themselves lik be lawyer to defend demselves or be a plumber to fix thier ting demselves..

5. biasness--
dis is one serious prob.. i myself face dis prob with mi stuque gusten pasar un fin de relax total y sin nada qué hacer!!

Y mientras esto se escribía, esto se escuchaba: Vitalic - No Fun (y demás tracks de su álbum Ok Cowboy)
5 personas... supongo que la rentará para las fietas patronales de Enero. Así que hay lugar para todos los que gusten pasar un fin de relax total y sin nada qué hacer!!

Y mientras esto se escribía, esto se escuchaba: Vitalic - No Fun (y demás tracks de su álbum Ok Cowboy)

AHh - life.

2005-09-19T08:13:00.000-07:00

Yesh today i am touching on a veri sensitive topic to choose and yesh it is life. --

first of all.. i wanna say.. if dere is god .. den god is unfair.. cuz basically. God created us in a way so dat life becomes unfair.. Okie. mayb some pple would beg to differ frm mi and say . HEY! u choose ur own life and ask mi nt to blame god or whateva and whateva rites. If anyone is to blame.. Blame yourself. ya dis kind of crap . i hav heard too mani times. now let mi move on to the tings dat we cant change..

1. --Money--
AHh so dis is it . the introduction of currency.. is sometimes unfair to pple i guess . its like why is some pple so rich . and why u are poor. u can say well . i worked hard for it.. but guess wat. some pple ARE MORE HARDWORKING then the rich . but wat. luck and fate love to pplay wit pple.. some pple can at hm shake leg. go but toto . 4d wateva. AND GUESS WAT DEY WON A BILLION MAYB A ZILLION DOLLARS. and some pple slog dier life out to work and jus cant reach a million dollars even till death..

2. --Babies--
okie dis is more sensitive. seriously u cant choose where to be born. or be child to whom . cuz if dere was a choice. everyone would wanna be donald's trump children. lols. so ya some pple are born to poor family - lik mi.. some are born to rich-- so yea.. are we given a choice. NO. do we hav a choice of where to be.. NO. so pls.. dun look down on pple lik mi.. but seriously sometimes pple lik mi i understand . hab bigger ego. cuz we wanna make up the hole in our pockets..

3. Gambling
lalala. dis is all about luck. seriously i dun tink any skill is needed win.. so yea dis is another part abt where u do nt hab any choice. and where unfairness plays a part again. lik Dai dee game.. some pple get good cards and some pple get lousy de.. dats how life are..

4. Studies..--
Okie so Edison once said. Succes is 1%genius and 99%hard work.. well lies.. cuz the human brain are designed in a way dat pple are supposed to be betta den other in some aspects of life.. lik some are betta in science and some are betta in Maths.. wells mayb if u worked hard and studied u can pass. bt sometimes nt realli wat. cuz if everyone works hard. do you tink dere will be such ting as jobs. jobs are dere to utillise our talents. if everyone is the same . den everyone could do ting for themselves lik be lawyer to defend demselves or be a plumber to fix thier ting demselves..

ahh i too fucked up to continue guess i will stop here. hope all of u dun tio suay siao teacher lik mi.. and yesh LIFE IS UNFAIR.. and when god was given out luck when he is creatin dem. i tink i am somewhere at the last...

mi days..

2005-09-19T07:57:00.000-07:00

ahhh today was a sucky day for mi. morning come sch tio kan by ranjit. he making up some cocked up story about mi smoking . lik WTF.. michael toh ownself alreadi say i nvr. i even pass the smokerliser test. KNN.. he dunno den he anyhow say. chee bye den mrs heng scold mi when i tell ranjit i nvr can go ask miachael toh . he ask mi shuddup .. say wan buy iron rod beat mi leg.. siao.. he mama feng.. ahh cannot say lidat. cuz i tink he no mother le .. anw.. so mi whole day veri shag thx to day. den lata chem results out i got highest 21/25 . make mi mood happi for a while. but lata afta dat mi bio onli got 10 WAH SIANS... I NV EXPECT TO FAIL. but its okie. when i got back mi paper. it was a hoard of rubbish.. Haiss..

sho ya afta dat went to jh hse to play dota.. tio pawned by mh again cuz i random and so did mel.. he tio bounty lucki i muz say. well i dunno . lol.. mel was feedin >.< damn. but i gonna train him.. okie i admit i lost to him. but its okie . i wan fight mh 1v1 but I dunno when he want it or if he dares anot. ah wells. enuff of the game craps..

sians nth to blog le.. i hope i pass mi remaindin tingy which is jus maths and history. guess i gonna flunk it . sians. which means onli mi chem pass =S.. hais..

In ThE mRt

2005-09-18T09:05:00.000-07:00

I understand dat most of u take mrt at least once a yr . and during the trip. it would be weird nt to find some interestin or queer figures . so here goes ..

k's guides to queer folks in the train

#1
The act blurs:
Dis kind of person is one of the most common type of pple in the train. i dun even kno am i rite to quote dem as queer. kaes. so an old lady comes into the train hunched back. and carry alot of tings. look tired she goin in dat time everybody rush and soon no seat left. on the seat she saw alot of young pple all looking guilty cuz all nvr gib ur dier seats. but being the singaporean dey are. dey tend to act blurs and look at other stuff lik hp or magazine?.. diaos.. (i am not one of dem)

#2
Made in china:
okie most of u hu take the train kno the couple seat is one of the hottest seat to qiang.. k. so i sat on one of dem. and suddenly in came dis two couples. the woman sat down beside mi . while the guy stands in front of her. but of cuz being the gentleman dat i am. and nt wanting to separate some two love birds i decided to gib up mi seats to dat guy. ususally when i do this the guy will say at least a THANK YOu. but dis time dis man jus push mi away and sat down and started talkin among demselves. mayb sayin i am stupid or wat. i dun care. but judging from dier accent dey are frm china i believe. I understand dat china are constantly improving demselves and dis 2 are jus a disgrace to a ever graceful history and population of china. dey hold hands and slp b4 i left.. EWWW.. suckers..

#3
cry baby cry baby:
wah dis one is damn jia lat i tell u .. dis kids spoils ur mood in the train. u sit the train and dis kids jus shout and cry in the train lik dey got no mother teach lidat.. hahas.. u hear all dis hear le will pek sometimes will feel like goin dere and slap the kid face and ask him shuddup but cannot cuz the mama dere . hais. kids nowadays. i can vouch i nvr was lidat b4 when i board the train when i was young..

so dat sumz up i wanna slp sia.. no more energy to tink of anyting more. tata bye .

tireds

2005-09-18T08:46:00.000-07:00

so yeps afta nt bloggin for so mani days. mi loyal supporters are getting bored . so being the nice man dat i m (always am =) ]] i am here to blog again. ahh. sians . ytd i woke up damn earli cant slp dunno why. so i jus wake up watch bleach until lata go meet jh qi han and ming han. go katong play lan.. sians

anw nowadays BUS UNCLE SIBEI COCKED UP. lata tell u all why..

so we reached katong play game .. 3 matches and all 3 i lost terribly. i dun count last one as a win cuz it was a 4v5.. so practically i lose 2 out of 3 and the last one even thou i win wasnt a fair one..

afta playin i went to eat katong laksa. delicious but ex. one small bowl for 3 dollar wanst worth it in anyway i see it.. sho dat sumz up afta dat i went to tampines to meet up wit jovene.. eat sakae. den go hm ..

dis morning earli in the morning go jovene hse. den slack until 2 plus until i went out wit her and her sis and went to suntec and eat at N.Y.D.C. went window shoppin wit dem afta a while her sis is off to meet her friend to watch xue lang hu . den i pei jovene walk until 8 plus cuz she dun wan go hm.. sians. meet mh and mel a while den come hm and blog and help qi ying wit her blog and so mani ting la.. sians!!

i am so fucked up. CUZ STUPIDS BUS UNCLES SPOILS MI MOOD.. okie ytd i accidentally bring wrong mi brother ez link take bus . and the stupid bus uncle retain the card sia. KNN wtf. ask mi make new one . chao chee bye .. mi bro ez link i use got wrong arhs. i tap oso 45 cent his oso 45 cent wat is the diff lohs.. knn pcb..

den afta dat come back dat time . i no card i put 60 cent knn the uncle wan mi put 90 cents. i say i no ez link .. (wtf can the uncle tink. if u gib money means u forget bring ez link or no money rite) stupids.. dey are dumb assholes. i swear when i grow up . i will nv be a bus driver. even if i be one.. pple got beep nv beep i oso dun care.. pple nt enuff money take bus. jus let dem in . hu cares. money nt i keep.. hahas.. and did i say i muz on air con until cold cold cuz dun wan torture mi passengers. nt lik dose dumb ass. air con got on lik nv on lidat. I SWEAT lik mad still dare call mi put 90 cents. fuck off... grr

Sinx--

2005-09-14T06:42:00.001-07:00

Wat a nice title . and yesh i have owaex been wondering why our society moral values have detiorated until so jia lat to an unexplainable, inexpre. ssable level. u go anywhere and u hear girlfriend cheats on boy friend . husbands cheats on wife. etc etc . u get wat i mean rites. and afta
alot of thinkings i have finally found the roots of all dis problems of all this cheats and immoral values and guess who is it

HOLLYWOOD

thats rite. this move industry is a pollution to our society's mind but it is the most widespread form of propaganda in the world. It influences the values of everyone who comes to associate with it. and afta alot of thinking and researching i realized dat every move out there has something to do with cheating or disloyal behaviours.. lols .. u dun believe mi arhs. diaos.. take a look for yourself..

First up

MINORITY REPORT
If u watch it . rite at the beginning, some dude's wife cheats on him while he's out to work.. but suspicion brought him back home juz in time to CATCH THE ACT of the wife gettin it on the lover . and the husband was about to stab both the dog couple (gou nan nu) when Tom cruise busts in and "saves the day". What a dumbass noob.. Tom, do society a favour next time and shoots the cheaters instead..

SPIDERMAN 1
remember the steamy, all time favourite, famous upside-down kiss in the middle of the show? Remember how incredibly romantic it was ... DUH

Wrong

It wasn't . you idiots.. Hello?? Mary-jane was still wit Harry Osbourne rmb?? and she met dis funni guy whom she dont even knew and gave him a passionate kiss which onli brad pitt poster found in teenage girls bedroom knows how it feels. man wat is this world coming to .. kissing passionately to a guy u dun even kno.. cheap. the last ting i kno.. dis is an act of disloyalty no matter wat.. So start swearing..

SPIDERMAN 2
Lets beat up spiderman and Stan Lee k?. because Mary-Jane(AGAIN!!) runs away from the wedding from her fiance at the alter to be with Mr Peter Parker in the end. Imagine how the fiance would feels nope . the show does not care about it (I DO)and it was a round of applause and cheers for Ms. Mary-Jane and Mr Peter Parker. for still getting her after witnessing how Mary-Jane cheats . TWICE rite in front of peter parker eyes. wat a dumbass. as usual..

However there are oso cases like true love in the end . one eg.

LORD OF THE RINGS
yepx Aragron stayed true to the end rites. Love, Hope etc.. .BUT WAIT . lets look at the factors that contributed to the apparent ah hem success of the relationship

1.This story is FICTION
2The book was from Tolkien, and Peter Jackson/Hollywood had to follow it.. no matter dey love to add dose twisting immoral acts into the shoe
3.To err is human. well Arwen was an elf

If Hollywood had any hand in this. i tink it would eventualli change to arwen having it wit Frodo in the end.. lols

You see . even kids are not spared..These days its no longer wat u eat but wat u watch. pple spend more time watching tv den eating.. There is just too mani other movie for mi to mentions. if u just open ur mind and be alert. YOU WILL SPOT THE CHEATER.. good luckx..

backx--

2005-09-14T06:42:00.000-07:00

lalala afta not blogging for 2 days . i am back. lols. i need to write to keep mi loyal supporters reading ya kno. hahas not like i have any or wat so here i am blogginz...

today is the 3rd day of the common test as usual. i am gonna flunked it i tink. it is ss paper. dammit. dey gib funni questions.. questions dat wasnt in mi 101 opinion gonna come out. i tot dey were gonna ask shit about singapore and ting about korea . wtf. WRONG . other den day dey ask about UN. blas. the indian and china shit. the iran and jordan water ting.. i was prepared for the fishing ting over ice land and britain. whew. but still i dun tink i can pass =X

ahh sho afta dat lessons. i was wide awake during eng lessons. (miracle and other lesson oso except for chemistry i fell asleep at the last few min dammit >.< i tink i missed lots of impt stuff. tml science test. muz pass and shuts james mouth.. and muz win him of cuz and in turn raise mi ca2 marks which is horrible!! ahh dammit. i forgot to bring any books to study at all. oh wellz i listen in class anyway and i dun believe in last minute works. hahas..

its so boring today except pei-in mi lao po a while. siaans.. dere is nth left to blog . damnz.. pls tag mi board.. lalas..

School. =)

2005-09-12T08:01:00.000-07:00

A previous article of mine. tinking of reposting it . so u guys can read it again! lols.

here goes

I'm sure most of you out there have been in enough classes to identify the kinds of students that you really hate. I have personally been through about 10 years of education and i have experienced enough of these blood boilers to know excatly how to pin point who to steer away from everytime the bell rings for class. In a way i guess its a good thing that classes change at least once a year; anymore time spent with these buggers and i swear i would get a stroke at 22

So without further ado, i present to you the Dean's list from the Department of ASSHOLES

THE ATTENTION SEEKER
Now this is one person you'd love to hate, He will never fail to show how smart he is by blabbering the answer to every questions that the teacher poses while his peers practice the proper etiquette of raising thier hands. Its not so irritating when he gets it right, but terribly so when he gets it WRONG. His fear of shaming himself will lead him to start a round of clarification that eats up your class time, depriving everyone from actually learning something useful from the teacher instead

On the other hand, he will also act really dumb and make lame-ass jokes so that a minute of lesson wont go by without his banshee-ish vocals resounding in everyone ears. you will find that the extent of his forced stupididty is directly proportional to the number of pretty babes in the class. If he'd actually pay more attention he'd realize that females practice genetic selection in choosing thier mates, and would definetely not want to give birth to a family of baboons

THE HYPROCRITICAL MUGGER
I wouldnt be suprised if the columbine High School massacre was actuall provoked by a couple of these sorta of people. When you ask for help for a tutorial question, you'd get a reply like

"the tutorial was too difficult man, I couldnt do a single question"

you get lulled into a false sense of security knowing that later in the class, there will be someone who is just as stuck as you and so you put the tutorial aside. Later during lesson, when you hear the teacher ask everyone to present thier work, you'd give a quick glance to your partner-in-crime and to your HORROR, he whips out his tutorial triumphantly from his bag , all question completed. He does not make eye contact with you but from the way he slaps his tutorial on the table, you might as well have him turn around, point his finger at you and yell "HAHA SUCKER!" Moments later, the teacher comes to your table, finds your tutorial empty, and you end up standing outside the class facing the wall

THE CHAO MUGGER
In contrast to the former, this guy doesnt attempt to hide his true self; in fact, he would sew himself a badge that says "I MUG MY BUTT OFF"if not for the fact that he is too busy finishing off the tutorials that would be discussed in a year's time. Everytime you see him with his nose between the books and you're supposed to be reading, it just makes you feel like chewing your arm off

THE SKUNK MOUTH
"Doh.. Whats a toothbrush?" Is probably what you'd hear if you asked this guy if he brushes his teeth. this is of course assuming you're still conscious when he finishes that sentence. You could make him dowwn a whole packet of Clorets with Listerine and still be envious of the people who work at the refuse dump. If there is one thing worse worse than coming to school early in the morning, its coming to school early in the morning and smelling Air de la Fluatulence. So make sure you stay away from this girl as far as possible. How do you identify him? Just look at the colours of the faces of those around him. They would be either green or blue, depending on whether they're breathing or not

Congratulation to our award winners

-- boring --

2005-09-11T08:36:00.000-07:00

ahh so today again i did nth much i woke up watch teevee com slack and teevee again. until hua cai ask mi out to play lan. i 3 plus meet him. and we go play until 7 plus nth special . today is the last day of holiday and its not special hais. dis holiday did nth much .. i spent most of mi time wit mi lao po hehes. other den dat nt realli anyting worth mentioning. oh ya i cut mi hair. it looks ugli. as usual. and den i suddenly realise tml is common test cum passing up of biology nppa cum mr r singh 200 words and i haven done any. and to make ting worse. tml jun yuan wanna spar wit mi . i am dead. he gonna da chi xiao mi . being the tactician dat i am i tink i muz go back to the strategy room to come up wit a formula to defeat him . ahh boring tell u all the match results tml. i am off . byes..

-- hmmm --

2005-09-11T08:27:00.000-07:00

Okie so dere is no new news at all. i tink except ytd dat one . so today i am gonna share wit u all somethin i found out . i went out today and when i went hm i saw dis mentally retarded man using a hp. i tell u wat the hp is so damn cool . i took a glance and i kno the functions . it has at least 65k colour . it has a camera and its a flip flop phone !! omg . and he was pressing with it and i was like does he even know how to use it ... mi devil side was tempted to take it and snatch and run since his legs is also abit lamed.. but no. i jus walked away being the good citizen dat i am. anw. dis is nt the first time i am seeing him . i owaex see him under mi block pressin the phone and guess wats the phone hasnt been snatch or stolen b4 at all .dis goes to show dat we singaporean still has intergrity and it is still rite to say dat we are a safe country. i mean mi blk vincity has alot ah bengs de u kno.. oh wells. SO i guess i was wrong ytd about dat chopped up cases in singapore. as in we singaporean still has some civilisation left unlike dose maids which i prefer to call pinoy. hahas. anw . dat case doesnt reflects singapore. i tink it jus reflects how scary maid is . DUN HIRE ONE OR U MAYB NEXT.. to get chop chop chop

sians

2005-09-10T11:56:00.000-07:00

so wat dis is mi official day post nt the news section mind u. sho today i did nth.. i jus stayed at hm and chiong maple dunno for wat reason . its so boring till i play until mi hand numb. i wonder how some pple get until so high de lvl. dun dier hand goes dead b4 reachin dat lvl mayb dey hab been playing for a yr and onli reach lvl 20+. heh.. so i lvled up by 3 today. i am lvl 20 now . and its less den a mnth since i created him . sho ya. i talked to mel too .settle some stuffs . nt lik we realli did settle it . but we are still frens. good frens i hope . hahs. and dat mh is still plotting. sigh. anw i miss mi lao po alot . cuz she is in malacca now slping i guess. nvr hear her call mi for the day. feel weirds. hahas. but she did call in the end at arnd nites. yahoo. and i am expectin a wallet from her.. yahoo.. i love her ahh guess dats it for today.

i hab nth else to blog . jus wanna state as usual dat i oso dun wan our friendship to end. I said nth or spread nth about u and dine i can swear to dat. but if mh wanna insist den i am fine..

and yeps i

I miss her hahas.. signing off as usual . pls tag mi .h aha . i am so naggy diaos . >.<

Chop chop choP!!!

2005-09-10T11:47:00.000-07:00

ahh so some pple hab been sayin mi blog is boring >.< refer to mi tag . rmb to tag to b4 u leave hahas.

so i hab decided to come up wit dis section about mi reflection on "TODAYS" news ahh so for today. nth special except another chopped up body case dat happen in singapore . omg. wat in the hell is singapore coming too .wat happen to the city dat was once safe. now pple get chopped up and been thrown around every few months . i wonder if dat will happen to mi . BBBRRRR NO.. i still wanna be wit her. lols. i tink its gross cutting up body as in u cut and cut and cut. and for goodness sake. the human body bone is hard its unlike chicken which u can jus BOOM and half it goes. u muz slowly saw and saw and the blood spurts and spurts. omg i am sadistic . even i am afraid of myself . hahaz. the case is about 2 maid according to news. i wonder wat happen.. the police dun wan leak out anyting damn . i will keep u all updated thou . nt to wrry i am here =)) frens shouldnt cut up each other lidat rite as in if u killed him or her den dats it . run away or wat. no need SAW de wat. and disember dem . yikes . u see the words frriends but sometimes some pple are jus bastards . afta u quarrel wit dem. and u tell dem about frens stuff . dey say . " u all are not mi fren " yikes. dis kind of person are dose dat maybe next time will reach the headlines for sawing someone up . OMG i maybe in DANGER . ahh.

hahas

i gonna end here for mi "NEWS" today . rmb to TAg mi and invite ur frens to visit mi blog cuz i got blog counter muahaha. vut i onli got 50 plus pple visitin mi when will i reach wei dongs 1000 ahh . so pls ask all ur frens to visit mi blog. even if its reach here and go oso can. i wanna cheat mi blog counter lols.. ..

and oh ya . TAG MI TOO!! thx.

ahh sians

2005-09-09T11:31:00.001-07:00

The tagboard is down i dunno why muz be too mani post and the stupid designer cant support it either way

I still haven studied and i am not gonna do it cuz

history sux
geography sux
social studies sux
maths sux
english sux
chi sux

either way . studies jus sux. but i wanna pass all of dem >.< mi L1R4 and L1R5 too little kaos. i need to buck up!!

ahh dere u go like melvin i am a good boi too. and mel i kno where u got ur blog post frm. bao wen rites. LOLSS!!! copy cat . at least i modified unlike u =.=!! hahas..

3 dAyS pOSts

2005-09-09T11:07:00.000-07:00

ahh sians.. post for 3 days since everyday is the same~ some sort similar to jh life's hahas . so for wed . hmm nth happen i went to jovene house as usual and she cooks for mi lunch teehee . ahh sphaggeti . it was delicious hahas. it has ham hot dog and SOTONG!! her sotong was veri nice lol..

sso afta dat i went home did nth except play com and went to slp. boring day but i still pei-ed mi lao po.

thursdays

hmmm today got maths nppa the last question i ffinish den i remember KNN 10square is 100 why the hell i forget put 20 and i got it wrong alamak shit DERE GOES 3 marks damn. afta dat jovene went to mi hse . helped mi cook mi family's lunch and dinner hahas. and i went to her hse afta dat. as usual she cook lunch for mi again. yam yam i tink dis time is jus egg ham and sotong . again lol .. slack a while more and we both need to leave she need to go for a circus the cirque du soleil - qui dam - i dunno how to spell >.< hahas. and i went to meet hua cai . to play lan~~
played 2 games and it cost mi almost 4-5 damn. its so expensive how i wish mi hse com can play dota knn >.< MI COM SUX. Hai.. sobx sians and so another day pass =(

Friday .
yawns today i wake up veri earli cuz i 10:30 muz meet mi lao po le. hahas . i seem to get wei dong's blog i guess sometimes nt sleepin could be so much betta cuz sleepin is realli a waste of time.. so i dun realli slp now. anw. i met her at the bus stop and we go to the cold storage to buy some food which she lata wanna cook for mi yummi .. so we bought SOTONGS again hahasd. and beef and some black pepper sauce.!. so we go to her hse slack a while she cooked for mi . we eat. and den angelina geraldine and qi ying go to her hse afta swimmin diaos!! spoil our er ren shi jie. !!!! hahas. and dey steal some xiao mei mei de shoes so bad =x when they go hm i oso go le. i muz meet jh if not he will kpkb le i tink. so i met him and we went to play lan again dis time more fuck 2 complete game and 1 incomplete de cost mi 6.60 wah lan! knn and the first game can be good game de mi sven so hiong go arnd killin dose stupid lowlife heroes . BUT SOME STUPID SMALL BOY RESTARTED MI COM . knn . kaos. and next game i tio lycanthrope i was owning. but late game i kept dyin cuz mi team sux. no team work unlike the 3 beside us. keep screening us. Hai.. so afta playin lan . the last game i won i defeated dose stupids wit mi leshrac wahaha. i went to eat kfc wit the coupons i kio frm jovene hse. we chat veri long bought our favourtie bubble tea and chit chat until finally we decided to go hm .. wat a day wat a holiday .. its sat alreadi and when we go back to sch its the stupid common test . i read mel blogs and i rmb i DIDNT STUDY oh my i am dead. haha.. but as usual everyting will work out eventualli..

I am still playin wit the red nose mi lao po gave mi. she bought it for 5 dollar and i was lik dis stupid sponge 5 dollar and she show mi the cirque du soleil sign and say dis ting is wat cost so much . damn i almost spoil it. and wats more its MADE FROM CHINA. wah lans... lousy quality de .. and still dare sell 5 dollar. haha

--la li la--

2005-09-06T07:49:00.000-07:00

Ahh dunno wats wrong wit mi dis few days. i slp late late but wake up so earli dunno for wat shit ..

yeps so as usual i slpet at 2 plus ytd . den dis morning woke up at arnd 9 . hey its earli for mi okie. so basically i got nth to do . so i jus laze arnd laze and laze den jovene called and we confirmed the meeting part etc. and still i continued to laze until finally i decided its time i wake up and brush teeth lols. so i woke up on mi com dunno for wat listen to songs and wait for her to come mi here meet mi so we can go together as mi hse was much nearer to the interchange.. hahas or wat. i dunno . she decided it. so she came and we were deiscussin whether to not go to pasir ris and do mi ez link in the end we decided not to le.. i dunno why hahas. so we head off to our pre planned destination orchard road

we board the train.. nth much happen. we jus board the train all the way to somerset by the way did i say mi lao po wear until veri chio >.< hehes

so we reached dere we walked here and dere . our stomachs was grumbling cuz we ate lik nth on ytd bbq . but we kept quiet we walked arnd heeren i tink. walk arnd dose shops the clothes accesories all nice. the price even nicer . esp dose limited edition shops hahas

so afta a while we reached the neo print shop. which was part of our plan and we found the machine dat we wanted. Ok i dun take neoprints actualli . i onli did it once b4 . so i admit dat i was actualli quite lousy at it as in i looked ugli in the pic hahas. but still jovene keep encouragin mi saying xi guan jiu hao. hahas. we designed our pictures i designed until veri funni unlike her she design until soo nice hahas

hahas so acutalli we were sayin to wait for sakae sushi 3-6 sushi buffet but it is 12 and we hungry lik mad le. so we decided go dim tai fung eat bahs. hmm she made all the orders basically . she was betta at tings lik dis. some vegetable dish came first. i hated vegetables but i tell u . dat dish was damn good!! hahahas didnt kno vegetables taste so good .. the beef noodle was so nice hahas. it had the taste i usually do not lik but somehow it blends until i LOVE THE SOUP . hahas i wanna eat it again . hmm now speaking of it again makes mi hungry again.! so everyting dere was delicious and the price was even more delicious 36 plus for 5 dish WOW!!! afta dat we went to toilet jus wanna say the toilet door is so cool hahas. i guess

oh ya b4 we went out mi lao po ask mi to buy ting for her oso. i wonder wat. actualli i long know its flowers lahs hahas.. she hint mi veri long liaos . i not the first to buy flower for her cuz her sis was earlier den mi by lik 6 days =x

afta eatin we go takashimaya. we bought chicken sticks while jovene bought some raw salmon sushi and den we went to the mooncake tingy shit and suddenly i smelt something delicious IT WAS HOTDOG . hahas. i wanna buy and eat again even thou i was veri full cuz of dim tai fung anw. jovene say not to buy as eatin it would make mi fatter . i looked at miself and persuade miself nt to eat it as eating it will realli make mi grow fat >.<

so afta such a 'long' walk . its arnd 2 plus now i guess we went to raffles place to buy ' tings ' hahas dere is dis man which look scary . i called him terrorist hahas. he acted suspiciously . luckili i wasnt blown up in the train.

we reached raffles and we find the shop dat sold wat mi lao po wanted mi to buy for her and finally we reached it. it is a flower shop jus lik i guessed teehee. anw i bought 3 buy roses for her she told mi she loved blue roses on valentine day dis yr? hahas 3 roses stands for wo ai ni. but she actualli didnt kno. hahas. so afta dat we went to her hse and slack awhile and we started eatin again . hahas. dis time is the maggie mee. and the salmon sushi she bought . thinkin of the instant noodle and salmon sushi makes mi hungry again . I used to hate salmon sushi . i vomitted when i ate it last time .. but somehow i enjoyed dis one . =)

sho afta dat i went hm and on mi com read hikarii blog and he seems as if he contradicting himself on wat he wrote the day b4 . and i read mi tag and he suddenly gave some stupid posts on mi tag and spoilt mi mood why the hell dey do not hav blockers list or ip to block pple so dat I can block the tag so dat it wun spoil mi mood for today

but overall today was a veri enjoyable day i guess . hahas . wat a long blog. remind mi of readin wei dong's blog last time . it was lik so long diaos.

hahas

nth to write i am off to slp . buh byes. anw mel .. hu is ANNA??

-- stories --

2005-09-05T10:21:00.000-07:00

hahas. stop tryin to come up wit stories lahs. diaos. u are rites k. i am so 'petty'

lol anw . i givin u face not sayin too much ting out la hors. if u kno ur limt den stop la. mayb i am scaring u .or so called THREATENING? mayb i am not? u nvr kno =)

-- Bbq --

2005-09-05T09:35:00.000-07:00

So today mi lao po hold a bbq . i went to her hse earlier to prepare abit of ting for her. her mom aint dat scary actualli hahas. i wonder wat i was so afraid about. anw. her mom knew about i and her le lahs. jovene keep sayin no. hahas. sho does her sis actuali. i and her sis bf pattern not same okie. lols. sho ya. i was preparin the b4 bbq ting . during the bbq i didnt do much actualli. i dun realli lik to actualli and i kept pei-in jovene in the end i ate lik nth?

her mom was definetely pissed i mean lik . who wouldnt. her mom prepare the bbq ting and nobody helped to clear up. i wanted to help but jovene sis uncle auntie and mom were all dere. i was lik betta not hahas. anw. the pool was fun. everybody went in in the end except jovene . i am srry. i knew partly it was becuz of her mom partly it was becuz of mi bahs. dots. she changed for mi i guess. but its lik i am dere today mahs. hahas okie mayb i shouldnt control her so much or someone would say i am jus jealous LOL ... at least she is mine. u kno. hahas i can be jealous cuz she is mine . lol do u even stand a place to be jealous cuz of her. hahas can u even be jealous cuz of anyone nots? . for goodness sake's jh jus listen to mi side of story. he listen finish urs still the same rites? hahas. i mean ur EXCUSES ARE JUS STUPID. understand.

so wat can i say about todays bbq. first of all i hope i left a good impression on her mom . yeps. =) study harder so ranjit cannot kan mi.. kno she changed but its still early to say. enjoyable i guess.. and lastly: jia hao still most brother among all of mi frens . thx jh. Geraldine and I actualli are lik woohoo same character hahas. "jian ren jiu shi yi yang de" i understand alot about jovene thx to geraldine. i kno jovene love mi lots and so do i. lols. ahh as usual dat hikarii can say wateva he wan. he can try and still not break us apart. qi han also gong yi qi not to bring mi down to water . hahas

some stupid security guard ask us to go up to the pool when i jus started playin DAME.. dat stupid CHEW chi kong or daniel so called chi hong. lols.

afta the bbq i go to slack. wit alot of pple. tok alot of tings wit the jian huo geraldine. lols. jiao xi guan liaos. daniel went mad and started confusin pple name in the end he saw the clock and he went okie ahh dere was so much to write but i got to slp cuz tml i goin wit jovene mi stead. at 11. and ya no need be jealous cuz she went out wit u and not mi. i go out wit her lik almost all the time .? and .. does her mom kno u?

regards to the so called screamingcorpse.blogspot page? aka hikarii? hu cares

2005-09-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

aHH so today 2 blog entry oh wells . first one ya as mi title goes is regards to DAT BLOG woohoo. start it off i am readin dat hikarii blog. honesty and loyalty i didnt say dat lol. jh did i dunno for wat sakes but surely i didnt expect u to listen to mi or a bastard-ly reply like dis.. "someone is jus jealous his stead goes wit mi and sms mi and not him" second. "someone is jus jealous his stead swim wit mi and not him" wow. so dis is wat i get. hahas. yeps u didnt call us losers i admit it. lols. but anyone who look at our chat history obviously proves dat u are indirectly shooting at us. oh ya i am not tryin to prove anyting hahas. jus tellin u not to bother her anymore cuz someone is so thick skin when mi stead ask hikarii to stop botherin her. HE CONTINUES... lol . did we even first of all threaten him . cuz almost the whole conversation he was jus sayin "ok." and "yawn" oh pls and gangsterism i and jh bei dui sia = no chup. unlik him who owaex say "khair will back him" orthodox method? wats the pt when u gave dat kind of replies lols. anw science aint words . guess once in a while the so called english sage will fail too. and oh ya. some pple tink dey hab such so called charisma. dey jus sms their fwens (or mayb does he even treat mi as fwen) steads "i like u" lol and was plain rejected hahas.

still i wasnt tryin to prove anyting.. jus tryin to tell u kno ur limits stop botherin her. eh i dunno if u tink all dis are parts of mi plan but dis is wat she told mi. oh well i kno . its her own will to reply u rite. yea i understand u hav 101 reasons for everyting u do. lik askin her to swim wit u cuz nobody wanted. hahas.

first time: I tiam tiam
2nd time: i still tiam tiam
3rd time: i ren
4th time:i still ren
5th time: "someone is jus jealous etc" I chi dao hot. treat u as fren u lidat knn. kno ur limits. =)

and ya one more ting not mani girls realli like u or wat. becuz hahas i shant not say. scared to hurt ur alreadi so called fragile feelings since so mani pple are askin u to "CHEER UP' =)

--- I love u ---

2005-09-04T07:17:00.000-07:00

hmmm ya. so basically nth much happened today. found out alot about her today.. dunno why she lidat. hais. i feel so hurt to kno dat she owaex lied. she nvr change and wat she do is gettin more and more fucked up.

but i still love her. and i still wanna be wit her. but the ting is. will she change for mi hais.. i dunno. dis is the 5th time she is sayin dis to mi. i dunno if its for real. i hope so

cuz i love her. i realli do.

-- sick --

2005-09-03T06:05:00.000-07:00

hahs. today is geog field trip . i am so sick (sore eyes and sore thorat ) dat mr chew ask mi not to go.. oh well. guess dats wat SHE owaex wanted. Anw. i dunnno wat i am doing is rite or wrong. i dunno if SHE took our love for granted or wat. ahh who cares. i wanna break wit HER. thou i still love her lots . hais --- . but does she even care. she doesnt even call back. hahas. guess its over. oh well time and time chance and chance and dis is wat i get. i am not possesive or wat. I dun control who she goes out with or wat. mayb i am jus afraid of losing her. hah. but does she cares.. NO!!!

Anw. dis isnt the first time. anyone with a rite mind like mine would hav ended it long ago. why do i still wanna hold on. oh well life seems meaningless anw. wats the use of passing all the subjects jus to impress her mom . she doesnt care anw. all she wanna do is be "friendly" wit guys haiss.

I still love her.

ZUE DUI SUPASTAR

2005-09-01T07:51:00.000-07:00

Ahh today teacher day. no sch. nice day to slack cuz raining haha.. anw. zui dui superstar jus ended. mi cai cai kelly lost =(( hahas. but i tink wei lian oso not bad la.. lols. cuz i lik to hear slow songs..excluding techno. anw. nth much happened today i am so bored. actualli.. got pei mi lao po's dats all.. hahas. diaos i jus found out i hav nth more to write le. sians . hahas. sho mani pple hate wei lian. i mean the pple's i kno. he is good okie.. and pple dun vote for him cuz of sympathy . cuz he sing quite good dats it.. but still i hope kelly will win. lol wat the hell am i saying i am confused ahh time to sign off . buh byez..

8 months le~~~~

2005-08-31T07:59:00.000-07:00

ahh how long has it been since i last blogged hmmm days. weeks hahas months le. anw i am back today.. cuz it seems lik the blog fever is startin again . . . wooho. anw nth happen much today. quarrel wit her even thou today is our 8 mnths. guess promises is meant to be brokenz.. haiiiii
anw.. i today went out to slack wit mel and mh too sians.. waste mi time. ask mi out onli 1 hr all wan go hm.. stupids.. we went to cheers buy beer =) i dun drink i help mh buy cuz he buay gan. lol. mel gou brother pei mi. but the end came.. THE PERSON ASK FOR MI IC.. i dun hav so sua sua cannot buy and so malu.. =x anw. i told her i am not angry. but i guess i am jus buildin it up.. hahas.. haiis.. dis sux.. and why ting sux i tend to get piss and when i am piss i get angry and when i am angry i am outta here. lols..

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2005-07-03T13:35:00.000-07:00

Ah it has been weeks since mi last entry again.. ah dunno wat to realli write in da blog.. hahas..today is sunday. blah blah.. veri sianx. wake up awhile use com.. den go out wit jh le.. go pavillion play lan.. dota to be exact but oso got footman frenzy. (dat game not bad too) hmmm anw. i reached hm at abt 10 i tink.. shag and den i became so tired. i tok to mi lao po a while den i go slp leZ den yq suddenly call mi call him say conference inside gt si hui and ming han. dey call mi dl new game gunz ( dat game damn shiok ) in the conver. i keep on hantam ming han ( make him ) hahas.. anw.. i gettin so tired le. jus link finish dolyce and ying ting on my blog so nth to do come here update a bit..

sianx... tired. shagz..

..zZz. another day..

2005-06-17T03:57:00.000-07:00

Hmmm.. nth much happen today except we went to Mr chew hse to hav lunch .. hahaz... supposed to meet each other at 10 den meet le dose girls wanna buy somethin for mr Chew =.= so we dily daly until 11 den go.. by the way.. our grp consist of Mi . james. qi han . jun li. jovene. angelina. dolyce(hope spellin correct) si ying and ying ting.. hmmm so we when to his hse wit the help of bus 27.. sianz.. anw ... when we reach dere. we took the LRT to tongang so dat we can reach mr chew hse hahaz.. sianz.. den we take the wrong lrt den go one back rnd.. had fun at mr chew hse.. he cook the food veri nice. muahahaz.. too bad onli our class and E3 can go.. hmmm.. he go one baby boi. quite cute. but i dun realli lik kids so i nvr realli play wit him... anw... jus saw mel.. dis few days so worried he would become taller den mi.. but whew.. i am still the taller one.. wahahahahahahz... anw i shall end here first...

zZz..

..zZz. another day..

2005-06-17T03:46:00.000-07:00

Sianz

2005-06-11T01:20:00.000-07:00

Lolz. first time open blog. not sure if anyone will come read mahz.. so sianz... hahaz. so here i am now writin blog at the lan shop watching my good fren hua cai play dota. nth special happening dis few days. ytd den found out jing wen become ang moh liaox (red hair or brown) hai. nt realli updated lik i used to be. ytd den found out Ivan broke wit his ai ai ming en. cuz ming en xia lan wit him. I dunno the reason. dun ask mi. ivan dun wan tell. den ytd nitex. conference got clar and ivan. i and ivan keep findin pple. but to no avail until clar finally came and rescued us. hahaz.. nth betta to write. found out i fell in love wit the song at the beginning (listenin to it rite now) hmmm ya. write so long oso dunno got pple read mahz. hahaz.. end here for today bahz.

---Welcum to my lifez----

World goin topsy turvy

Happy national day!!!

Attack of the AUSSIES

Saturday.

MY dota team >.<

=((

my cute class

sick =(

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-Sigh-

If i was a member of the parliament

Fate

School =)

Good Friday.

-- Yong bu yan bai -- Nv say die --

Flags

.. lalalas ..

Greed is Good. maybe !??

lalalla.. Gone to waste.. sigh

Dota.

Why women cheat on guys?!?

lala

...

BlackJack.

Chinese New Year Eve.

Finally.. My Guide on how to woo girls..

blahs...

I am sick.. continued..

I am Sick =((

..AHh..Shucks..

.. >< ..

... Lidat lohs ...

Sians 1/2

... Shag ...

... Bla ...

... What a day ...

-- LALALA --

zZz...

--- shag ---

--- my day ---

Some Liansters sucks...Definitely

- - - Princess - - - A chinese tall story

My Day.

That's It

New Year?? Bla

New Year Revolution

i am back

--- REINCARNATION ---

.. posts..

continue of mi previous post

AHh - life.

AHh - life.

mi days..

In ThE mRt

tireds

Sinx--

backx--

School. =)

-- boring --

-- hmmm --

sians

Chop chop choP!!!

ahh sians

~~3 dAyS pOSts~~

--la li la--

-- stories --

-- Bbq --

regards to the so called screamingcorpse.blogspot page? aka hikarii? hu cares

--- I love u ---

-- sick --

ZUE DUI SUPASTAR

8 months le~~~~

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Sianz

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